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  • June 17, 2013
    This is a video from China of some employee of the month haphazardly tossing boxes at an airplane loading conveyer belt and missing half of them. I don't really understand why he does such a piss poor job, because eventually he has to get down and pick up all the boxes he miss... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    So apparently somebody spent the time to write up a resumé for Harry Potter to become an auror, because, get this -- when it comes to Harry Potter, there are very few things people won't spend the time to do. These are also the same people that won't bother brushing their tee... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2011
    Like how I used 'here' in the title? Because I'm not changing it if you didn't. Seen here doing his best to keep the doctor away, Steve Jobless resigned from his position as Apple CEO yesterday, citing "that shit's weak". Or something. Hold on, I'll find the actual quote (I... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    According to a recent article by MSNBC, this is a list of nine typically human jobs that robots are going to take over in the near-future, put you out of work, and make your whole family starve to death. That's not fear-mongering either, that's just the truth. You are officia... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2011
    Note: This is neither full-size nor the whole chart, use the Force your mouse to click HERE and see the whole thing. Ever wonder where you'd fit in in the Star Wars employment universe? SPOILER: Bantha fodder. Sorry, but we were all thinking it. Me? I'd probably be on th... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    Honesty IS the best policy. As a guy who hides under his desk avoiding his real job and blogging all day, I've always been curious about the life of a product description writer. And thankfully, the writer of a UK-based refurbished ink cartridge retailer has finally provided ... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Steven Slater, seen here stroking a flying phallus, is a 20-year veteran of flight attendant-ry who just couldn't take it anymore. So what did he do? What any self-respecting attendant of the skies would: jumped out of a moving plane. One passenger stood up to fetch belongin... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2010
    The Workaholic Pillow Book isn't so much a book as a bound pillow. A $62 bound pillow. Still, if your boss is stupid enough to think you're reading when you're actually asleep at your desk, I want your job. You have a designated parking spot, right? Well I think I just back... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2010
    This is a little series of pictures drawn by artist H. Caldwell Tanner imagining some alternative career choices Mario could have made to make rescuing the princess easier. The last one is the best but you're gonna have to hit the jump to see it because, well, I need the click... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2009
    This has been floating around for a little while but I figured I'd go ahead and post it before it got any older because then I'd get even more hate mail than I'm already going to (you people are vicious!) but you know what? I'm cool with that. Because as my mom taught me grow... / Continue →