May 27 2009 It's About Time: A Quality Zombie Jello Mold

MORE: brains , delicious and nutritious , dessert , finally , food , fun for all ages , i'd hit it , it's about time , jello , jiggler , mmmm , new products , om nom nom , undead , zombie

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Tired of trying to make zombie Jello molds out of aluminum foil? Well crinkle no more my friends, ThinkGeek is finally selling a quality zombie mold! It costs $15 and isn't dishwasher safe, but don't let that stop you from putting it in there anyway! You just tell that Maytag piece of shit the Geekologie Writer told you to! I'll tell you what though -- the results look delicious, don't they? I know what I'm getting my son for his birthday -- a new mommy!

Hit the jump for one more shot which, despite adjusting the brightness and contrast, I couldn't make any more cleavage-y. Buy hey, I tried. Remember: I'm here for you.

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Sep 24 2007 USB Mouse Jiggler Is Very Dumb

MORE: computer , dongle , jiggler , laptop , mouse , peripherals , USB

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Wiebetech is selling an amazing new USB device. It's called the Mouse Jiggler, and it costs $30. If you can't tell from the name, it's a USB dongle that makes your mouse jiggle. That way the screen saver doesn't kick in. It is very stupid. They come in fast and slow jiggling versions. I know what you're thinking, "What about someone like me that desires medium jiggle?" Well my friends, you're out of luck.

Product Page [thanks to Derek for the tip]

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