Aug 7 2009 The Most Romantic Love Letter Ever Written
Jessica, you'd be a fool not to marry this guy. I mean, Star Wars references aside, just look at that penmanship! I'll bet you he was at least a solid B student in writing class. And if you won't have him, I will.
Dear Letter Writer,
You know that thing you said about crawling inside Jessica like a tauntaun? I want you to do that to me. Bring your lightsaber.
Love,
The Geekologie Writer
Star Wars Love Letter [emailsfromcrazypeople]
Thanks to G, who prefers Star Trek themed love letters.
Apr 22 2009 Best Nintendo DS Case Ever? Hint: Yes
This is by far the best Nintendo DS case ever crafted. If you can't tell by the censor block I put over the picture, they're boobs. But not just any boobs. Really soft looking ones. I swear, we get a picture of Jessica Chobot licking this and BOOM!: the cover of TIME Magazine. For the next thirty years. Also, peace in the Middle East.
Hit the jump for the uncensored picture.
