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  • May 8, 2013
    This is the triforce family crest (kamon) that Twitter user mahosyouzyo allegedly created after a relative passed away and was approached by her family requesting an updated design. You, uh, might want to be careful about which ocarina songs you go tooting around that memorial... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2013
    This is a shot of a trendy hairstyle in Japan that makes your head look like a tomato. Like, this seriously isn't the only chick who's ever gotten it. There's even a NAME for it. Names make things real. *turns off lights in bathroom* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary! ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2013
    I spy a hoverboard. First Dragon Ball moves in real life, then Vader force-choking, and now some Quidditch in real life pictures (although some just look like witches). It's weird how the internet works, isn't it? It's like, cyclical. Just one big turd-recycling series of t... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2013
    Remember planking? I hope now you can look back and realize just how stupid that was. I'll give you a minute to delete all the pictures off your Facebook profile. Done? Now accept my friendship request already. This is a series of shots of Japanese schoolgirls recreating D... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2013
    This is a series of shots from German photographer Martin Rietze of last month's eruptions of the Sakurajima Volcano in Japan. He looks like he's standing pretty close, but hopefully he was just using one of those super-zoom lenses perverts use to take shots of girls on the be... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2013
    The video isn't actually from Japan's Got Talent (I'm not even sure if that exists and I'm not gonna Google it to find out), it's from a show called KAMIWAZA. Does anybody else think those sticks look like dinosaur bones? RAWR! I'm pretending to have little t-rex arms right ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2013
    This is allegedly a video of Japan setting the Guinness World Record for the most mascots dancing at one time. As you can see, everybody's favorites showed up for the record-breaking attempt, including, uh, that McDonald's Hamburger headed dude's girlfriend, Pedobear on drugs ... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2013
    If you're anything like me, you're all alone in the world. Zero real friends. Hell, I don't even talk to a single other person all day except the barista at Starbucks and even she doesn't like me because I farted in line once and customers complained. Enter Client Partners, ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2013
    This is a short video tour of the world's shortest escalator, located in Kawasaki, Japan. The escalator has a vertical rise of only 83-centimeres (~33-inches) and should have probably been a ramp instead. This video already has 5-million views on Youtube though, so I'm not go... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2012
    'Watching Cute Girl' is a depressing Japanese iPhone app that features a girl in over 180 pre-recorded videos where she just stares at you and says sweet things that nobody else ever will. It really makes me sad people use things like this instead of signing up for one of thos... / Continue →