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  • June 7, 2013
    This is the robot created by genius David Neevel (of separating the creme for OREOs and typing by playing guitar fame) that only draws peens. Well, it can also WRITE the word penis too. It might be the most advanced robot the world has ever seen, even if the penises it draws... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    So apparently Gamestop and EB Games are going to start selling these spring-loaded Assassin's Creed hidden blade replicas ($40) October 31st, just in time to pick up and complete your Ezio Auditore Halloween costume for later that night. Of course, if you're not a last-minute ... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2012
    This is Puppytext, a website and iPhone app that let you type with pictures of puppies that have been posed to form letters. Not gonna lie, I was really hoping the apostrophe and dot in the exclamation point were gonna be turds. Speaking of-- "Just stop there." I'm just gonn... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2012
    Because why shouldn't you take your strip show on the road, this is Platinum Stages' Hitch Pole. It's a stripper pole that mounts to a truck tow so you can gyrate and booty pop your ass off while in traffic (although apparently not recommended). It costs $550 but sadly doesn'... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    Flying: it's terrifying because you're completely out of control. Even of your personal climate. Too cold? Too bad, you should have brought a jacket. Enter researchers at the Fraunhofer Institute for Building Physics, who are trying to apply the same climate controlled sea... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2012
    DC Comics announced during a panel discussion at this weekend's Kapow Comic Convention in London that an established character will openly embrace their gaiety and become "one of our most prominent gay characters." Now I haven't been keeping tabs on how many gay characters the... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2012
    This is the JuiceTank, an iPhone case with integrated A/C charger. Unfortunately, it is NOT compatible with plugs in foreign countries without using a fork to adjust the socket first. *snickers* We designed the case with a micro USB pass through so you can charge and sync yo... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the lightsaber dildo I found in my roommate's sock drawer (haha -- the truth's out, Derek! NOW CLEAN YOUR CAT'S LITTERBOX) Captain Kirk fantasizes about diddling Uhuru or whatever. Aaaaaaaaand now Microsoft has some relatively functional so... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2011
    In 'WTF took so long?' news, the FCC has announced that starting next December, television commercials can be no louder than the shows they follow. LIFE INSURANCE, BONER PILLS, CHOLESTROL MEDS!! (I watch a lot of old westerns) After making its way through Capitol Hill, the Co... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    Want to see The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword's 3:30 ink-blot intro? Relax bro, I've got you covered. "...In honey?" Yes in honey, I need your help attracting a bear. "And then what?" Haha, what do you mean 'and then what?' And then watching from the car and see what it ... / Continue →