You know what perfectly melds comfort and functionality? Not 3-D printed shoes with an integrated iPhone holster, but too bad, that's what we're getting anyways. Plus your phone will get really dirty, and who doesn't love a dirty phone? I want to hold all that sidewalk dirt ... / Continue →

This is the 'Cobra' iPhone 4 and 5 speaker booster made by Vinnie Veen (although it may be a take on the trumpet iPhone speakers made by Christopher Lock of HeartlessMachine. I don't know -- sometimes people come up with the same idea without it necessarily being ripped off. ... / Continue →

Condom giant Durex has developed underwear (and a bra) that will vibrate when your partner rubs their finger around on an iPhone app. They're called Fundawear, and were designed to allow lovers to 'touch each other over the internet'. For the record, I don't want anybody touc... / Continue →

Sleep If U Can is a $2 iPhone app that requires you to get out of bed and go take the exact same picture as you previously set as your wake up shot in order to turn the alarm off. Something like the bathroom sink or toilet. Me? I make mine a picture of my bed cover and compl... / Continue →

Honestly, how good can an iPhone case be if doesn't have a cup holder? Mad shitty at best, right? Enter the UpperCup, an iPhone case that promises to remedy that. Like the ramen soup bowl iPhone holder, the UpperCup is part of a growing trend to get hot liquids as close as p... / Continue →

This is the 'Anti-Lonliness Ramen Bowl' by MisoSoupDesign. It's supposed to ward off loneliness by providing you with a friend. In this case, your iPhone. My phone is probably my best friend too. Aren't you, little guy? Phoney? Dammit, where'd he run off to this time? *f... / Continue →

This is Mr. Ghost, an electromagnetic field (EMF) detector that can show you how much radiation your electronics are spewing out. It plugs into the headphone jack of your iPhone and comes with an app that shows you how much radiation is being emitted, and the direction its com... / Continue →

This is Spraytect, an iPhone 4/4S iphone case with an integrated can of pepper spray. It comes in white, black, pink and blue and costs $40. Refill canisters cost extra, but if you find yourself needing a refill it might be time to consider moving to a safer part of town. Or... / Continue →

Because it didn't have any candy, this is a video of an old man stealing an iPhone from a baby in a clothing store. Where the hell the kid's mom went is beyond me, but maybe this was all part of the world's shittiest sting operation. That's a 20-month-old baby in the carriage... / Continue →

Seen here voiding the hell out of a warranty, a 50-caliber rifle round punches a fiery hole (like a butt after Fourthmeal) through a new iPhone 5. You know, because that's how some people spent their weekend/paycheck. Me? I played Borderlands 2 for over 18 hours. There's an... / Continue →