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  • July 27, 2010
    I'm bein' for real yo! In case of catastrophic interweb meltdown, seven people across the globe have magical keys (possibly carved from witch's tits) that can reboot the tubes and restore porn to the masses. Well thank God! The plan was drawn up by the internet domain name w... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    As a matter of fact yes, that is a picture of the GW command center. I can make calls, fax, print, copy, collate AND write Geekologie all from the comfort of my plush shitter. Did I mention I can relieve myself? Because I can do that too. I just have to be careful my unit i... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Prince, best known for looking like a pretty lady with a skeezy mustache who tried changing his name to a symbol, claims the internet is beat and it's time to move on. Well damn, way to Purple Rain on my online parade! Unlike most other rock stars, he has banned YouTube and i... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    Note: Don't squint, it'll make you go blind (and you play with yourself enough already), click HERE to see the informational graphic in all its full size glory. Oh man, you remember when we used to search the interwebs with Alta Vista? Me neither. What were we, losers?! O... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino, two robot-torture fetish). The board of net overseer Icann [Internet Corporation for Assigned... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    Geekologie would be that crack rock, son. GET. IN. MUH. BRAIN. Internet Vices [patrickmoberg] (with several others) via The Internet, Conveniently Defined Through Drugs and Alcohol [gizmodo] Thanks to Erik, who thinks Geekologie would be more like heroin but without the with... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2010
    Note: This is only a tiny portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all it's high-res glory. Are we addicted to the internet? You know, that's a really good ques-- yes. At least I am. Handsomest addict you ever seen too! Just sayin', I do have all my tee... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    I know we already ran a very informative graphic about prizzono (I spell it differently every time to avoid detection by the man), but here comes another anyway. Specifically, this one is all about internet prongo. I know, I know, you could probably teach the class on interwe... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2010
    This is old so you may have already seen it. And if so, congratulations, you just earned a gold ribbon in the internet. Please print out and mail 10 proofs of 'FIRST!', 20 comments completely unrelated to the subject, and 10 more calling the person who did post 'FIRST' a dick... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    Cupidtino is a new dating website launching next month exclusively for Apple fanboys and girls. Because who needs 29 dimensions of compatibility when you both use a mouse with one button? Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of A... / Continue →