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  • My Voice Is My Passport, Verify Me: 2012's Top Passwords
    October 24, 2012
    This is a list of the most popular (read: laziest) passwords of 2012. Changes from last year's top passwords are noted. Somehow this joker "michael" made the list, but "iheartGW" didn't. I dunno, maybe I'm not the catch my mom always told me I was. :( Thanks to Shannon, wh... / Continue →
  • P0rn Specific Search Engine Scours Only .XXX Sites
    September 27, 2012
    The company behind .xxx domains has just launched a search engine (search.xxx) to scour the 21,000,000+ pages of tits and wieners contained in .xxx websites. It's supposed to streamline the process of finding just the right (read: very, VERY wrong) kind of stuff you're looking... / Continue →
  • Infographic: Every Minute On The Internet (Somebody Accidentally Sees A Peen That They Didn't Mean To)
    July 31, 2012
    Note: I was going to include a larger version so you could read that little paragraph at the top but 1. let's not kid ourselves, you hate reading and 2. I actually did spend the time to read it and it sucked. This is an infographic depicting the massive amount of information t... / Continue →
  • Wear With Interfishnets: Popular Websites As Dresses
    April 19, 2012
    Ever wonder what Youtube would look like as a dress? I pray to God not, but seek help if you have. Thankfully, designer Victor Faretina has done all the imagining for us normal people, with a conceptual line of fancy-ass dresses inspired by popular websites. Admittedly, Vict... / Continue →
  • What Happens In An Internet Minute? SPOILER: A Lot
    March 26, 2012
    This is an informational graphic from Intel showing some of the things that happen in a single minute of internet time. I was honestly surprised that some figures were as low as they were. Only 20 identities stolen? Those aren't the Nigerian scammers I know! Not included on... / Continue →
  • You Better Not Cause My Page To Crash: Girlfriends Cosplaying As Different Internet Browsers
    January 12, 2012
    This is a group of ladyfriends cosplaying as various internet browsers. As you can see, each one is pretty much the perfect personification of their particular browser. "Internet Explorer looks cross-eyed." Right, like I said. No Wonder Internet Explorer Girl Looks So Depre... / Continue →
  • Satanic Internet Hookup Gone Wrong (Or Right?!)
    November 10, 2011
    Guys: they're always trying to hookup with the ladies. Me? I don't have to try, I get enough. "Heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeee." UGH. Really, hand -- in front of all my friends?! One more outburst like that and I'm gonna touch the oven. Enter a sad and lonely 19-year old Arizo... / Continue →
  • Google Awards $1M Grant To Determine Just How Much The Internet Affects The World
    September 15, 2011
    It affects everything and a lot, where's my cash? Google just dropped a cool million in the lap of the World Wide Web Foundation to determine just how far-reaching the effects of the intertubes are on the world. I'm...not sure it's money well spent. The aim of the project is... / Continue →
  • Every Sixty Seconds On The Internet...
    June 20, 2011
    A blogger turns to drugs & alcohol. And, 9 times out of 10, it's me. The other 1 time out of 10, The Superficial Writer drinks half a wine cooler and throws up. NOTE: Larger version HERE because I heard you like big things. This is a little infographic showing some of the... / Continue →
  • Kinky Computing: Ethernet Cable Fetish Whips
    May 20, 2011
    And to think I've been using coax this whole time! Etsy seller feralswirl (you got rabid swirls runnin' around?!) is selling these $35 ethernet cable floggers. They're for beating your kinky computer geek boyfriend until his pale, pimply ass is all bruised and battered. Me? ... / Continue →