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  • April 10, 2012
    This is a screencap from a collection of Tweets by idiot morons who didn't know the Titanic disaster was a real event. It scares me to think of what other things these people might not know actually happened and just thought were movie plots. Like World War II for instance. ... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2011
    This is a video of two buttholes in C5 and C6 Corvettes trying to race each other off the line at a red light in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. SPOILER: It ends with a crash. But it begins and middles with a guy chewing his gum so f***ing loud you'd swear he's trying to... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Picture moderately related, Counter-Strike SAS troops. A group of Manchester teens, on a crime spree of breaking into vans and stealing tools, tried the handle on the wrong van over the weekend and were confronted by a squad of armed SAS (Special Air Service) troops on a surve... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2011
    This is a video of some annoying-ass girl who decides to wedge a little video camera between her buttcheeks and wander around LA (I can recognize The Grove!) to study if men stare at her ass. Which, UNSURPRISING SPOILER: they do. Womens too. Unfortunately, this chick obvious... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2011
    This is a video from Pittsburgh earlier this week of a bunch of people who refused to stay inside and enjoy a nice cozy fire and instead decided to plow their cars down an icy hill and smash the shit out of everything in sight and nearly die. Smart! The best performances are ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2010
    Two piece of shit thieves broke in and stole two Motorola Droid phones from a man's apartment, then proceeded to take a bunch of pictures of themselves like the vain little failures that they are. Little did they know, little did they know. What they didn't foresee, however, ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    So you're driving along when all of a sudden you can't stop your car. Shit, you've hit a patch of dreaded black ice -- what do you do? Personally, I'd turn the stereo up to 11 and pump my fist, but that's because I'm a superhero. Shocking driving condtions in Paignton (Eng... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2009
    Want to rob a house? Need a mask? Pfft, just Sharpie your face off like these idiot morons! Note: +2 homoerotic style points to Matthew for opting for a Robin mask. Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Po... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2009
    I don't care if a computer can run a real-time simulation of the Big Bang while playing Crysis at the highest settings and rendering a HD home movie you made of the neighbor's dog humping a stray cat, it shouldn't cost $32,000. Gaiser High End Design PCs range from $7,820 to ... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    So there's this alleged 'Geek Test' on Facebook that I took and I scored a 2 out of 10. A FREAKING TWO! Do you know who I am, you stupid Facebook piece of test? Who wrote you? TELL ME WHO WROTE YOU!! Because I am going to beat them within a micron of their life with a scie... / Continue →