Picture related: worst f***ing nightmare. 45-year-old Marek Olszewski went to visit his dentist ex for a procedure just a couple days after breaking up with her FOR ANOTHER WOMAN and, in a move that proves hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she put him under and yanked EV... / Continue →

Note: Umbrella in question was a samurai umbrella, but you can get an actual rifle umbrella HERE in case you want the cops called for good reason. Because most people (basically everyone besides us) are halfwit shit-for-brains that live their lives in constant fear because the... / Continue →

The world's dumbest woman, or the world's best insurance scammer? I'd go with the world's dumbest woman, but the sad part is, I know there's worse. Same goes for men. I just wonder if the 911 operator that fielded her call was allowed to hang up before listening to the rest ... / Continue →

An unemployed British troll who primarily attacked on Facebook has been sentenced to jail time for his harassment. No word on how trolls are treated in the clink, but I'm hoping poorly. And not just because I hate trolls, but you know the biggest goat from Three Billy Goats G... / Continue →

Because watching morons hurt themselves is one of the few remaining joys I have in life, here's some idiot yelling like Tarzan going over the bar on a stand-up swing. Now I don't want to ruin the end for you, but suffice it to say I haven't smiled like this since I was nine. ... / Continue →

Wow. You guys are almost as good at science as you are spelling. Which is not at all. I'm serious, you're dumb as shit and ought to be ashamed. God knows your parents are. Want to be smarter? You're in luck -- drink this. Haha, ignore the skull & crossbones, that's just ... / Continue →

Paul Hutton is a grown-ass man who managed to score a DUI in a Barbie Power Wheels. Nice, Paul, I bet your daughter is proud embarrassed as f***. Mr Hutton, who has four children Simon, 17, Calum, 14, Laina, 12, and John, 11, admitted being a 'complete twit'. Speaking after... / Continue →

NOTE: Video is after the jump because it's just too explosive for the front page. Also, some dude yells "SHIT!" when the thing goes off so be sure to turn your speakers up loud enough for your boss to hear. This is a video of some idiot sitting in a chair atop an airbag his f... / Continue →

Don't even act like you didn't deserve it. Twilight Saga: And so it begins... [lamebook] Thanks to pstone, who always remembers to take his shoes off before passing out.... / Continue →

This is a video of the infamous WoW freakout kid arguing with his grandmother, who's been sent over to watch him and his brother for the weekend. Now I really wanted to believe that these videos are real, but this one's the nail in the coffin for being fake. And not just beca... / Continue →