Mini, get it? Because they're Smurfs and Smurfs are small. Seen here looking even dumber than they did in my mind prior to seeing a picture, three of the four teenage Smurfs that were arrested following a crime spree in Australia are seen on a 7-11's security footage. The Sm... / Continue →

A 16-year old girl and her 15-year old BFF (and future cellmate) used prescription sleeping pills to lace the milkshakes of the 16-year old's parents so they would fall asleep and the girls could use the internet after their 10PM 'no internet use' curfew. Presumably to webcam ... / Continue →

Picture only moderately related: different brobro. A fifteen year old in Ohio was recently hospitalized after playing Modern Warfare 3 for "AT LEAST" four days straight. His mom (if you can even call her that after letting her kid play video games for four days straight) says... / Continue →

Mid-upper right: swinging spiked ball of death. Benjamin Steven Rutkowski, 19, and Kai Matthew Christensen, 21, of Utah rigged a little fort alongside a popular hiking trail with medieval booby traps. Why? No clue, but probably to protect the stash of nudie mags they had hid... / Continue →

This is a screencap from a collection of Tweets by idiot morons who didn't know the Titanic disaster was a real event. It scares me to think of what other things these people might not know actually happened and just thought were movie plots. Like World War II for instance. ... / Continue →

Two-time Pokemon champion (and f***ing idiot) Ruben Puig Lecegui was recently relieved of his title after it was discovered he and part of his team dropped Digletts (read: shat) in the hallway of their hotel during the championship. I...can't say I expected anything less from ... / Continue →

This is a t-shirt given to failure at life German Neo-Nazi at a recent "right-wing extremist rock concert". Because right-wing extremist rock concerts exist. Also: should be carpet bombed. The black shirt, complete with skulls and bones, said "Hardcore Rebels: National and... / Continue →

This is a video from Pittsburgh earlier this week of a bunch of people who refused to stay inside and enjoy a nice cozy fire and instead decided to plow their cars down an icy hill and smash the shit out of everything in sight and nearly die. Smart! The best performances are ... / Continue →

For pr0n and Geekologie, yo! Note: Full-res version of the chart HERE for those of you who refuse to admit you need glasses. Ever wonder what the most searched letter on Google is? Of course not, who the f*** searches single letters in the first place? I assume these are al... / Continue →

Worst player ever. Some moron got hit by a car and sent to the hospital after attempting a game of real-life Frogger. Unsurprisingly to those of us who think people are inherently dumb as shit, this is not the first time it's happened. Game over, man! Authorities said the 2... / Continue →