Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • Robotic Mecha For Kids, Now With A Big Daddy Drill Arm
    April 30, 2013
    Remember Sakakibara's walking mecha suit for kids? Of course you don't, I posted it back in 2010, it's 2013 now, and you're not an elephant. I only BARELY remember it and I had to write the damn article. Anyways, now Sakakibara has a new mecha suit for kids featuring one gra... / Continue →
  • Yeah You Did: Dog Cosplaying As A My Little Pony
    April 2, 2013
    This is a shot from WonderCon of a dog cosplaying as Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Probably not by choice mind you. I'm not sure what kind of dog that was before the whole shaving and transformation, but I'm guessing one that still had some dignity. ... / Continue →
  • Smart Thinking: Watch Some Spaz Trying To Protect His Car From Hail Damage With His Own Flailing Body
    March 1, 2013
    This is a video of some guy in Argentina trying to protect his car from hail damage by breast-stroking around on top of it. At some point a friend comes out with a rug to help but quickly realizes his buddy is a moron and retreats back inside for some hot cocoa and to troll fo... / Continue →
  • Oh Right, This Is The Internet: Guy Singing Les Misérables Song In The Voice Of Gollum (And Doing A Great Job)
    February 21, 2013
    Seen here about to kick your ass for making fun of his tastefully decorated guestroom, Youtuber ljameswalters sings 'I Dreamed a Dream' entirely in the voice of Gollum -- and does a damn fine job of it. It's still weird to watch though. Like beautiful but still really awkward... / Continue →
  • For The Ladies: Cute Little Vibrator Characters
    January 15, 2013
    This is the Buxxxer series of vibrators from new Italian sex toy manufacturer Kokoro (and NOT Totoro, who doesn't want anything to do with your privates). They look like little people. That's weird. They are, from left to right: Clitt, Woody, and Geena. Personally, I would ... / Continue →
  • WTF?: Puking Robot Used To Study Human Vomiting
    January 3, 2013
    Seen here blowing chunks, Vomiting Larry goes for a projectile puking world distance record in a British laboratory. Larry was built to help study how puke is puked, how that vomit particulate spreads disease, and to hopefully help put an end to the norovirus (aka the Winter v... / Continue →
  • Gandalf Riding Unicycle Playing LOTR Song On Bagpipes
    December 7, 2012
    Because this is the internet, here's a short video of Gandalf riding a unicycle playing 'Concerning Hobbits' from The Fellowship of the Ring on bagpipes. It's the same dude from Portland that did the Star Wars theme dressed as Darth Vader. Hey, everyone needs a hobby. My fav... / Continue →
  • Drunk Ghostbuster Backflips Over Officer, Gets Arrested
    October 31, 2012
    NOTE: Officer drops an f-bomb at 0:17 because it sounds great right before calling someone a stupid idiot (it really does though is the thing). This is a brief video of a drunk Ghostbuster (presumably Egon) backflipping off the roof of a cop car, OVER an officer, then getti... / Continue →
  • It's On eBay: Mummified Cat Slam Dunking Mummy Bird
    September 27, 2012
    Because how else are you going to decorate your sports-themed voodoo room, an eBay seller recently had this fine 'mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird' display for sale. And for only $550 -- the basketball hoop alone is probably worth that! Now I'm not saying this pers... / Continue →
  • TOO FAR: Realistic Severed Toe w/ Fungus Cookies
    August 31, 2012
    These are some severed, fungus-y toe cookies made by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes. You put one of these things in your mouth and any respect I had for you is OUT THE WINDOW and splattered all over the sidewalk below. More of a Van Gogh ear fan? No worries, Natasha also made so... / Continue →