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  • September 7, 2012
    The Department of Homeland Security is encouraging citizens to be prepared for a zombie outbreak, not because they think there's going to be one, but because they think the preparations you'd make for zombies are similar to those you'd make for a natural disaster or terrorist a... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2012
    This picture? That's my dream world (except in my dreams it's my peen instead of a flare). Because some insanely rich people are still decent human beings, Australian 5x billionaire Clive Palmer (the same guy building a replica of the Titanic) wants to clone a dinosaur and le... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2012
    Mass Effect III comes out TOMORROW and here I am fantasizing about hacking my way through a legion of redcoats with a f***ing hatchet -- WTF is wrong with me? "Everything." HA -- that's what the doctor said too. You know what I told him? I could smell your breath when you w... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    This is an actual photograph taken by Hector Siliezar at the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza. As you can see, the Mayan's communication lasers have already begun sending signals to the mothership to destroy earth. Well -- it's been real, folks. Reaaaally disappointing. Of the... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2012
    Note: No screencap can do the trailer justice, just watch it. Borderlands -- hands down one of my favorite first-person shooters. I've been a little skeptical about the sequel still having the same apocalyptic old-western feel to it and not turning into an all-out militaristi... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2012
    You may have already seen this if you watch the commercials between The Walking Dead or visited the internet yesterday, but zombies scare me and I was at the doctor's office all day getting probed the whole time trying to figure out out where my superhuman strength and unnatura... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2012
    Because humanity is determined to have an apocalypse this year one way or another, scientists have moved the nuclear doomsday clock forward a minute to 11:55. Quick -- we should probably make out while there's still time! "No way, you smell like booze." Yeah but you're uuuuu... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2011
    That's right folks, it's officially Girl Scout Cookie season! And you know what that means don't you? If you guessed, "The Geekologie Writer is gonna awkwardly approach a table of young girls outside the grocery store and ask 'how much for everything except for the shitty low... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2011
    Yesterday we took a peep at CryTek's CryEngine 3 and today, the latest version of Unreal's gaming engine. As you'll see, it looks pretty good, even more so considering IT'S A HANDHELD RECORDING A PROJECTOR SCREEN. Just amazing. The bootleg I tried filming at the adult theate... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    Note: Full-size version HERE. Because it's Friday and Friday's were made for drinking (don't think your good work's gone unnoticed, God -- I appreciate these things), here's a chart of all the varieties of beer with brand examples of each. The chart's available as a 24" x 18"... / Continue →