Girl, I never thought I'd say this but I think you're showing TOO MUCH chest. Because their muscle leggings were such a cash cow, Black Milk Clothing has decided to release a $90 swimsuit version just in time for fall (Black Milk is an Australian company so it's actually only ... / Continue →

Nice shorts. You know what the best part about playing through 'Bioshock 2' was? Being able to escape from my mundane existence for a couple hours a day and pretend I was part of something greater. "Whoa broski -- how about a little warning before opening such a big box of f... / Continue →

This is a homemade Contra sweater. Huh? YES I'M SURE IT'S NOT DUCK HUNT, IT SAYS 'CONTRA' REAL BIG IN THE MIDDLE, DUMMY! Which, don't tell her, but I'm gonna make one for my lady. I'mma up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start the hell outta those woolly ni... / Continue →

It's a space station. As you may or may not know, the t-shirt was invented in 1722 by a Mr. Nathanial T. Shirk to keep your nipples from falling off. One misnomer at the London patent office later and the rest, my friends, is history. A history I just made up. Which let's b... / Continue →

This is a laser suit created by Wei-Chieh Shih, who may or may not have made the similar looking one Rihanna wore during the American Movie Awards last year. Or maybe Wei-Chieh just stole the idea. Or maybe whoever created the one for Rihanna stole the idea from the guy who m... / Continue →

This $45 hoodie from 80's Tees makes you look like some superhero. I dunno, Lightning Man or something. Thor maybe? This DC Comics Zip-up Hoodie is inspired by the outfit worn by The Flash. The hood has a mask as well as the lightning bolt antennas as seen on The Flash. Of ... / Continue →

Well folks, whichever neighbor it is whose internet I was stealing before mine got connected finally caught on this morning. Thankfully, the cable guy just hooked mine up so I AM BACK ON THE INTERNETS BABY. GEEKOLOGIE LIFTOFF IN 3...2...1....PPSSSSSHOOOOOOOW!! This is a Yos... / Continue →

There's a new lip gloss in town, ladies. And it lets men know when you're feeling, how should I say -- corndoggy. The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss was invented in California. A spokesman for makers Too Faced said: "The colours change depending on your emotional... / Continue →

Now I'm not saying you should go out and rob a bank, but I am saying I have a birthday coming up in seven months and money is always the right size. Interpret as you will (at least get a payday loan, cheapskate). Made by Sugarcoatidli3z, the same creator as this Pikachu ski m... / Continue →

To celebrate the 10-year anniversary of everybody's favorite anthropomorphic stoned sponge, Rube Pavillon is released 200 of these limited-edition Spongebob Squarepants motorcycle helmets. Unfortunately for you poorer Spongebob fans, the helmets are selling for $1,200. Yes, a... / Continue →