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  • December 4, 2012
    Drinking all KNIGHT -- see what I did there? I'm not proud about it. In fact I'm pretty ashamed and I'm not looking forward to the email from my parents telling me to move back home and get my life together. This is a chain mail beer stein crafted by DeviantARTist ChainedBea... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2012
    This is a currently unnamed Aerofex dual rotor-powered hoverbike. Personally, I suggest they call it the Boner-bike, but that's just me and there's no way you could zoom around on that thing without one. OR A HELMET. Safety first, folks. I'm joking -- it's your head, I don'... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2012
    This is a Volkswagen bus AT-AT spotted by long time tech journalist Jack Schofield. Or maybe he didn't actually take the picture, maybe he just posted it on his Twitter to make people THINK he took the picture. I've done that before. "The one of the boobs?" Haha, yeah -- th... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2012
    Plus they can stop on a dime. According to a research article published by the University of Louisiana, this is the recently discovered New Guinea Paedophryne amauensis, the world's new smallest vertebrate. Which -- come on -- show a little backbone, will ya? Haha, that was ... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    Oh shit son, that goulash salad need some more magic? No problem, just let your fairy foodmother hook you up with some good ol' s & p! *sprankle sprankle sprankle* "Why are you wearing a tutu?" Because, silly, I'm a faaaaaaairy! "And I suppose that's why you're frolicking t... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2010
    This is a t-shirt designed by BattleTankBob that's up for voting with the hope that Threadless will actually print them. Which, if they did, I'd probably buy. And not just because I really hope it comes with that fake mustache, but I am considering moonlighting as a private e... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2010
    This used Lasers, Rockets and Aliens chest was recently for sale on eBay. Unfortunately, I was unable to bid on it before the auction ended because I went out and got sloppy was stuck in an important business meeting. A multi-million dollar one. Seriously, one guy even showe... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Magnetic Thinking Putty is exactly what it sounds like if you replace 'Thinking' With 'Silly': $14 magnetic silly putty. BUT CAN IT STILL COPY THE FUNNIES?! Magnetic Thinking Putty takes regular "silly" putty and turns its awesomeness up to 11. Like any other putty, it can be... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    See what I did with the title there? I worked "precious" into it. Stayed up all night coming up with that one. Kidding, the dog just whispered it in my ear. Talking pets (no you can't hump the cat!) aside, each 7-inch doll costs $13 apiece and is available for pre-order now... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    Available for pre-order now, this $100 Wompa-skin rug is just like the one Luke Skywalker beds (or rugs) alien chicks on at his ski chalet on Hoth. This unique StarWarsShop shared exclusive is sure to be the center of attention for any room in your home, the Wampa Rug is the S... / Continue →