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  • Turtle's Leg Replaced With Desk Chair Wheel
    July 21, 2011
    In far less depressing (non-squid) animal news, a 12-year old African spur-thighed tortoise NAMED GAMERA (♫ Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat ♫) had to have its front left leg amputated after a severe burn and tissue damage. So what did the vets do? What a... / Continue →
  • 3-Year Old's Amazing TMNT Finger Painting
    November 21, 2010
    This video is from 2006 and has over a million views, so you've probably already seen it. I hadn't though, and since it's Sunday, I'm entitled to do whatever I damn well please. Including, and not just limited to, drinking at 9AM. Breakfast never tasted so good! Anyway, thi... / Continue →
  • Jonathan The Zombie Would Be Piiiiiissed: Guy Attaches Wire Handles To Pet Turtles
    October 14, 2010
    Some jerk went and drilled holes through the shells of his pet turtles so that he could attach wire handles to them and pick them up easier. But turtles don't even like being coddled! Master Splinter, yes. "They do have nerves in their shells, so it would have been painful f... / Continue →
  • DO WANT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Pepper
    August 31, 2010
    Somebody with a lot of imagination is selling a green pepper that looks like a ninja turtle head on eBay. Personally, I think it looks like a hacky-sack. This is a home grown green bell pepper that, by the hand of God, looks (and maybe tastes) just like one of the Teenage Mut... / Continue →
  • I Like Turtles!: Memes, The Infographic
    August 26, 2010
    Note: This is a long one. Full-length graphic HERE. Did you know meme rhymes with dream? I did not. I always thought it was pronounced yo momma! Hoho -- she's so fat she jumped and got stuck! Just kidding, I like your parents. Unless you don't like one or both of them, in... / Continue →
  • Giant 'King Koopa' Turtle Not As Extinct As Previously Thought (But Still Very Dead)
    August 21, 2010
    A giant-ass horned turtle (resembling Bowser) previously thought to be extinct for over 50,000 years may, in fact, have only died out 3,000 years ago. Break out the printing press, it's time to rewrite history books! Just wait till they find a live one. Dozens of bones found... / Continue →
  • BP Photoshops Picture To Make Oil Spill Command Center Look More Command-y
    July 21, 2010
    BP recently admitted to Photoshopping a picture of their Houston-based oil spill command center to make it seem like the workers there don't just play Minesweeper and make dead sea turtle jokes all day. Little did they know. You can't fool the American public. ROFLOL! BP ac... / Continue →
  • Not So Funny Now Is It?!: Mario Gets Karma'd
    July 20, 2010
    Fed up with Mario constantly tossing his brethren around like expendable weapons, Koopa takes a stand and gives the plumber a taste of his own medicine. And I'm not talking mushrooms either, although I did eat some at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and watched a bus turn into... / Continue →
  • I Like Turtles: Video Shot In Turtle's Eye View
    July 5, 2010
    Ever wonder what it would be like to be a turtle? Chug a canister of ooze wearing a ninja turtle costume. Trust me, I know how these things work. Oooor watch this video from the the TortuCam! WTF's a TortuCam? A waterproof camera strapped to the back of a turtle, dummy! G... / Continue →
  • The Cutest Lil Ninja Turtle You Ever Did See!
    June 17, 2010
    Raphael, is that really you?! You...look different. Have you considered rolling around in the ooze again? Okay well I suggest drinking some this time. Ninja turtle in real life [worth1000] via The Littlest Ninja Turtle [buzzfeed]... / Continue →