ThinkGeek is selling these $13 Companion Cube ice cube trays that make your ice look briefly like little companion cubes in a drink before looking like regular ice cubes in a drink. Me? I bought the 99 ice cube trays from IKEA that make all my ice heart shaped. I know you mi... / Continue →

Inb4 I'd blow coke with that. "Nobody was going to say that." Haha, suuuuuuure you weren't. *taps finger to nose knowingly* This is a mold for making ice straws. It consists of a silicon mold and some clear glass tubes. Come on -- it's an ice mold for God's sakes, not a p... / Continue →

This is a $10 Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray from ThinkGeek. It molds ice cubes that look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite...that'll last ten seconds in a drink before transforming into formless blocks. Now that's magic. Also, anybody think it's weird his name is Han S... / Continue →

Japanese cooling foam: it may look like dried shaving cream, but it's not. It's cooling foam. It makes you feel cold. Also: telling someone you don't love them. *shivers* Mmmm -- plus it's cheaper. *admiring new dime-sized nips* Products such as these are not new, but we... / Continue →

The Drinkclip Beltclip is a $5 clip for your belt that holds a beverage instead of a cellphone or laser blaster. You should still wear it right next to your cellphone though. Both of them. I mean, if you want to look cool. Plus fill it with the hottest coffee possible. I'm... / Continue →

Who knew -- Amazon carries wolf urine. HOW THE F*** DO YOU COLLECT WOLF URINE?! Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts. Due to changes in shipping ... / Continue →

The $60 All-In-One chair is the very legitimate lovechild of a portable cooler and folding beach chair. I don't know about it truly being "all-in-one" because it doesn't look motorized and I don't see an iPod dock or speakers, but maybe they're hidden in the arm rests or somet... / Continue →

Because you can never have too many novelty ice cubes, this is a $7.45 Space Invaders tray (cleverly called Ice Invaders to avoid paying any sort of licensing fee). Just add water or your favorite juice (I prefer booty juice) and you'll have 24 Drink Invaders ready for chillin... / Continue →

Bottle Tops are plastic lids that snap onto aluminum cans. You know, because you're too special needs to drink out of a can without spilling. Jesus, ask your mom for a sippy-cup already. However, if you absolutely must, a 12-pack of different colors will set you back $10. B... / Continue →

I can't drink Jäger because it makes my clothes fall off and catch fire and me fight people and break stuff and all kinds of other awesome things that I have to start saving for special occassions. But hey, if you do regularly enjoy black licorice flavored unicorn blood, you'... / Continue →