I was never good at math and I'm still not now. 5 x 5 = 30. Okay that time I actually got it right, normally I don't though. And now researchers have discovered that anxiety about doing mathematics causes a brain response similar to one when experiencing bodily harm. DO YOU... / Continue →

This is some bloody cyborg bodyart painted by DeviantARTist Arisusandasu (Alice Sanders) on herself. Why you'd want to turn yourself into a cyborg is beyond me, but the doctors said my IQ is equal to like a squirrel's so there's not -- OOOH, NUTS! Also, Alice did a pretty goo... / Continue →

Seen here spotting a great deal on capris, a rebooted Green Lantern (the Alan Scott version, not the Hal Jordan version -- this was just the best pic I found when I Googled 'Green Lantern gay') will be revealed as a lover of men in the second issue of 'Earth 2' due out next wee... / Continue →

This is a yearbook photo from an unknown school (although they look European, so that narrows it down) from an unknown year (although it looks like sometime in the 90's, so we should be able to Sherlock Holmes our way to their actual identities from here) clearly showing Harry ... / Continue →

The female g-spot: much like a fountain of youth or an all-you-can-eat buffet where the other patrons aren't so fat that you're too disgusted to eat, men have spent centuries trying to find one. And now penis doctor urologist Amichai Kilchevsky adds his two cents to the growin... / Continue →

Because I've always suspected he was still around, somebody hacked the PBS website and put up a story about Tupac being found alive and well in a small New Zealand resort town. Pfft, and you thought he was hiding out in Central America. YOU ARE SO DUMB! PBS NewsHour online e... / Continue →

Note: Full-size version HERE. I did Photoshop the image to include all the interesting products on one page, but I didn't add any that weren't actually there. So basically people that bought a Miley Cyrus love doll are exactly like you. Pfft, the Dragon Age strategy guide -... / Continue →

Pac-Man, everybody's favorite dot-muncher besides yours truly (I'm a sucker for Dippin' Dots!), has always been a riddle wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside a giant mouthy exterior. That is, until now. Game-creator Toru Iwatani has finally opened up about the toothless gl... / Continue →

Mark Zuckerberg, you are a pervert! I don't care if you've already committed to giving most of your fortune to charity (although I do respect that), I always knew you made Facebook to meet (read: cyberstalk) girls! How's that going for you anyways? Just the one Asian lady? ... / Continue →

Homos in a half shell? Alternatively, "get a sewer!" [insert manhole joke here] This is an animated gif of Leonardo and Raphael makin' out all hot and heavy. Which, for the record, I called from the beginning provided you replace 'Raphael' with 'Donatello'. Lights Out of ... / Continue →