Oracle ColorSHIFTs are LED headlights that can change any color. PLUS STROBE. Want to give the driver in front of you a seizure? NO PROBLEMO. They're only made for select car types and cost over $400, but who cares, your headlights are shooting rainbows. Mine? Mine are sh... / Continue →

Wicked Lasers, a company best known for selling me the laser I accidentally blinded my little brother with (sorry Geordi!), just released the first in a new series of 'Sith' double-ended dildos laser light sticks in honor of Star Wars Day. The $600 pew-stick packs 1W of power ... / Continue →

Seen here in an artist's rendition that we all could have done a better job Photoshopping ourselves, a new laser designed by BAE Systems is nearing commercial viability as a means of blinding pirates and preventing them from using their guns and rocket-launchers to attack ships... / Continue →

Looking to make a statement? A shiny statement that'll probably blind me while I'm trying to drive? Don't think I won't crash into you. I will crash into you. And you won't get a penny of my insurance money. Namely because I don't have any. Haha, what do you mean that's i... / Continue →

Hot on the heel's of last year's highly lucrative Laptop Poncho comes this Laptop Burka. What is a Laptop Burka? A $17 sheet you put over your head while computing outdoors to prevent sun glare. The new Laptop Burka lets you work and play on your laptop without the glare of ... / Continue →