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  • April 25, 2013
    In further proof I picked the wrong f***ing major, the University of Victoria in British Columbia is offering a 'Science of Batman' course that explores the human body and it's adaptability though the life of Batman. No word if losing both parents at a young age is a prerequis... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2012
    4? Crank that thing up to at least 12! We all sweat. I'm talking about us dudes, not you ladies. Ladies don't sweat. Or smell. And they DEFINITELY don't use the bathroom. I assume women's restrooms are just all sinks and perfume. This is an armpit microwaver that nukes ... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2012
    In hipster-heartbreaking news, some doctors are now claiming that ultra-tight "skinny" jeans are causing leg-related health problems, and at least one really fantastic looking bulge in the front of a blogger's pants. ABC recently interviewed Dr. Karen Boyle from Greater Balt... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    This is 21-going-on-6-year-old Valeria Lukyanova (links to her Ukranian Facebook-y thing with LITERALLY 10,000 more photos of Little Ms. Vain). Valeria always dreamed of being a real life Barbie doll. And now, after numerous surgeries, she's finally realized her dream AND CAN... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2011
    AIDS: like the shitty entertainment center my neighbor set by the road, nobody wants it. But now scientists believe they're one step closer to a vaccine after discovering a method of attacking HIV before it's able to compromise an immune system. Hey, sounds good to me. The s... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    I was really hoping for more of an 'X marks the spot' kinda map, but hey -- virgins beggars can't be choosers. Beggars can threaten to kill you if you don't give them a cigarette though. That's like the one thing they're allowed. So yeah, scientists have successfully mapped ... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    Why this has taken so long is beyond me (although I suspect it has something to do with a lack of ingenuity and an excess of "boobs -- I can see boobs!"), but now airport body scans will show the TSA agent a generic human diagram with the area where you hid the bomb highlighted... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2011
    Bro. Hey bro -- your penis fell off. This is a human anatomy LEGO figure (not to be confused with the anatomy OF a LEGO figure) created by LEGOmaniac and Flickr user Choking Hazards (I know they are but I can't resist!) and Photoshopped to look like it's straight out of an ol... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    "You're a large. Also, EVERYBODY DOWN THE BALD WOMAN HAS A GUN!" Sometimes I wear a large. Sometimes I wear an extra large. But I always wear custom boxers made to accommodate a giant member. Think of my pants as the reptile house at a zoo, but with even more mice being ea... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    You see that picture? That's a needle at the bottom. I know, I thought it was a knight's jousting lance at first too and was all, "PFFT, THAT CAMERA AIN'T SO SMALL!" But no, it's a needle. Which you and I both know is like double the circumference of your protractor. What?... / Continue →