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  • January 15, 2013
    The Vaportini is a $35 device used to vaporize alcohol, after which it can be inhaled into the lungs and the effects of intoxication felt much more quickly than traditional oral or buttchugging methods. Obviously, lawmakers are terrified a bunch of kids are going to inhale the... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2011
    I actually posted The Deli Garage's food spraypaint last year, but that was before they were advertising the shit WITH GOLDEN CHICKENS. Which -- you think they lay golden eggs? God, where were you on this, McDonalds? Just think: "Strike it rich in taste this fall with our al... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2011
    Energy: it's good to have (just not 70 energy drinks worth). Huffing things: it's fun to do. So naturally, huffable caffeine supplements are a no-brainer. Each Aeroshot contains 100mg of finely-powdered caffeine (~a large cup of coffee) and looks enough like a shotgun shell ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    J&D's, the same company that brought us bacon mayonnaise, bacon lip balm, bacon envelopes and bacon popcorn, is back at it, this time with huffable bacon-flavored oxygen. But, before I go any further, TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY -- don't let anybody fool you. So on that note... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2011
    Seen here already looking like an addict, a woman "whaffs" a lemon tart. Wait -- what? That's right folks: huffable food. I can see it now. "Yes, we'll like the steak au poivre paired with a full-bodied red spraypaint. And for dessert -- the airplane glue." At first, my m... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2010
    Chris Haines (not to be confused with pedo-buster Chris Hansen) designed this 'Turn Me On' power switch. It turns lights on and off not by the flick of a finger, but by the blow of an ear. How erotic! Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW -- wouldn't it be easier to find ... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2010
    Pepper Mouth is a little USB peripheral that monitors your typing and releasing a stinky-ass spray if you type dirty words. *poof* WHAT -- because I typed stinky-ass? *poof* Mmmm -- I love a good stink. This first version blasts its obnoxious peppery smell whenever it detec... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    Geekologie would be that crack rock, son. GET. IN. MUH. BRAIN. Internet Vices [patrickmoberg] (with several others) via The Internet, Conveniently Defined Through Drugs and Alcohol [gizmodo] Thanks to Erik, who thinks Geekologie would be more like heroin but without the with... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    In big tobacco's attempt to appeal to our (well, your) children without the use of a hip, anthropomorphic camel with a shlong the size of a fire hose, here's some LEGO cigarettes. Impressive, but could you imagine actually smoking those? I can, but only because I used to huff... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Huffing spray paint, as you might very well know, makes my brain all smiley and work more good. And now it comes in edible form! In both gold AND silver -- one color for each nostril! Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Selling golden boogies on eBay! Jesus, no, that ... / Continue →