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  • November 19, 2012
    Way back in the day people used to drink out of animal horns as a sign of badassness. Or maybe they were for satanic rituals. Truthfully, I'm not sure why the hell they did it, but they did. Me? I drink out of a plastic chalice that says, "GW'S HAPPY SAUCE" on it in puffy p... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2012
    This is a (currently wholesale only) inflatable unicorn horn for cats from Archie McPhee. It makes your cat look like a unicorn. No, no it doesn't. It makes them look like an angry cat with a wavy peen on its head. Still, they'll love wearing it. At least for the five seco... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2011
    We're getting the flaming band back together. This isn't the first flamebone we've seen, this one's just new and improved. Also, one of tens of Youtube videos of instruments that shoot fire. I honestly didn't know that was a thing people were into. Anyway, this one can shoo... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its head (not unlike this woman), leading some people to mistakenly call it a unicorn. Too bad, oh I don't know -- UNICORNS DON'T CO... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    My God what a sexy looking dino. He's so horny he's making me horny. Kidding, I get that way with any dino, but still, you know what I mean (I mean I'm rockin' some serious petrified wood right now). The creature lived 76 million years ago in the warm, wet swamps of what is ... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    First of all, whoever started calling this thing a unicorn obviously failed Mythical Creatures 101 because, and I'm sure you know this, UNICORNS HAVE A UNI-CORN. This, if anything, is a duocorn, which are far less rare (I've even seen them dead on the side of the road). One... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2010
    There's a new lip gloss in town, ladies. And it lets men know when you're feeling, how should I say -- corndoggy. The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss was invented in California. A spokesman for makers Too Faced said: "The colours change depending on your emotional... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2010
    Rouse the villages, tell them to bring torches! A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead. "[At first] we didn't pay too much attention to it," said Mrs Zhang's youngest son Zhang Guozheng. Cutaneous horns are m... / Continue →