This is a taxidermied zombie head gumball machine. I'm not sure where you're supposed to put your quarter, but I think we can all agree 25-cents is a little steep for a single little gumball. They aren't even the big ones! I would only pay a nickel, tops. Plus nibble on tha... / Continue →

This is a screencap from a collection of Tweets by idiot morons who didn't know the Titanic disaster was a real event. It scares me to think of what other things these people might not know actually happened and just thought were movie plots. Like World War II for instance. ... / Continue →

Honey, I'm sorry, but I don't even feel comfortable making love with those bottoms in the same room as me. Created by Pale Horse Design and sold by Iron Fist Clothing each matched bikini set ($30) is sure to shrink any man's turtle at the beach even smaller than it already is ... / Continue →

Period Panties are $12 colored skivvies for ladies to wear while they're on their monthly emotion-fest so they don't ruin a pair of frilly lace ones. Or something. Honestly, I don't know anything about women and only learned last week vaginas aren't oriented sideways like I a... / Continue →

That's not actually a griffin. I think it's a cat ass with chicken legs and an eagle's head. Still, it does look like one though. And if anybody came over for dinner you could probably convince them it's one. Oooooooor threaten to poison their drink and lock them in the bas... / Continue →

**Satisfaction never guaranteed. This is a video entitled 'Nintendo: A Sad Story'. Which, while definitely sad, is even more disturbing. And as a man who already had to sleep under the bed last night due to suspected ghost activity, and I'll be damned if I have to crawl unde... / Continue →

Is there anything sexier than a grandma strip-dancin'? Yes, every single thing in the world including being compacted to death in the back of a garbage truck. But for the six of you out there that are into crimes against nature, there's the $115 Cushion-Grip Security Pole Mob... / Continue →

Note: Video is after the jump because you can't not shit your pants. This is a video of what is allegedly the world's most realistic looking human face mask. It was made by the folks at SPFXMasks and is illegal for felons to purchase. Okay, I made that up. What I didn't mak... / Continue →

Note: Video is after the jump and VERY NSFW due to heavy profanity use (read: f-bombs). This is a video of some chick I'm still not convinced isn't a guy ranting about her ex-World of Warcraft guild and threatening to beat them all in the head with a car jack. It's disturbing... / Continue →

NOTE: Video is after the jump. This is a Pac-Man movie trailer created by Geekologie Reader Andrew and his sketch comedy group/production company Therefore. That's a screenshot of Blinky there. Scary, huh? And I, for one, am not ashamed to admit I screamed like a little gir... / Continue →