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  • For The Ladies: Full Body Pillow With Breast Hole
    May 13, 2013
    This is the ComfyBreasts Relaxation System. It's a full body pillow with a hollowed out section to rest your breasts in and relieve pressure on them. Because remember ladies: a comfy tit is a happy tit. Also: a boob in the hand is worth over a dozen in the bush. The ComfyBre... / Continue →
  • The World Is My Urinal: Straw Bale Urine Compost Toilets
    May 3, 2013
    The L'Uritonnoir is the brainchild of French design studio Faltazi. It consists of a bunch of metal urinals spiked into a straw bale. As the urinals are used, the nitrogen from all the pee reacts with the carbon in the straw, breaking down the bale and creating a usable comp... / Continue →
  • Iffy: More 'Sexy' Star Wars Costumes For The Ladies
    April 22, 2013
    Just in time for six months until Halloween, this is a new series of 'sexy' Star Wars character costumes for sale over at Costume Craze. They look perfect for the girl who's never actually seen Star Wars. *fast forward to Halloween, I'm a really badass looking Ninja Turtle, g... / Continue →
  • The Old 'How Long Does It Take To Start Peeing With A Pretty Girl On TV Staring At You' Test
    April 17, 2013
    This is a commercial for LG's new 21:9 UltraWide monitor that's allegedly so lifelike that if it plays a video of some chicks looking at you while you're trying to pee it makes it super hard to open your floodgates. Presumably the guys all knew they were being filmed because r... / Continue →
  • YES: 15-Year Study Suggests Going Braless Is Better
    April 12, 2013
    Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, it would be awesome to swim through those like Scrooge McDuck. According to a 15-year study conducted by French professor Jean-Denis Rouillon (MUST HAVE BEEN A FUN 15 YEARS), wearing a bra doesn't prevent sagging breasts and may actual... / Continue →
  • Better Left Unseen: Disney Cartoon Character Anatomy
    March 26, 2013
    This is a small series of stylized anatomical drawings of Disney cartoon characters by DeviantARTist Alessandro Conti. They're the kind of thing you don't really want to see but can't look away from, like a car wreck. Also, for some reason Mickey doesn't have a penis but Goof... / Continue →
  • Mind-Reading Headphones Play Music Based On Mood
    March 12, 2013
    Neurowear, who first came on the scene with those mood controlled animal ears and tails, has now developed a mood-sensing pair of headphones that play songs based on how you're feeling. Feeling depressed? Get even more depressed. Feeling angry? ESCALATE THAT SHIT INTO A FIST... / Continue →
  • The Old 'What Would You Do If Saw A Guy Getting Strangled To Death In An Elevator' Experiment
    March 4, 2013
    This is a viral ad for that movie 'Drop Dead Fred' or whatever (actually 'Dead Man Down' for the sake of journalistic integrity) that features two dudes in an elevator, one pretending to strangle the other with an extension cord, to see how people will react. SPOILER: Poorly -... / Continue →
  • Count Me In: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pets
    March 4, 2013
    Because somebody out there really has a solid concept of what kids want, this is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. I'm not sure which particular turtle it's supposed to be, but you I guess you can paint his mask whatever color you want. I'm gonna paint mine yellow a... / Continue →
  • Mother Nature On Wheels: Deer Antler Bicycle Handles
    February 1, 2013
    This is a pair of deer antler bicycle handlebars designed by Taylor Simpson. Granted there's no brake attachment, but let's not kid ourselves, if you've got a pair of deer antler bicycle handlebars you're a hipster and riding a fixie anyways. That said, I just switched out my... / Continue →