This is a $165 Solid Grey backpack. It's made out of single piece of rigid polyprene (plastic) and would look even better painted like a ninja turtle shell. But what wouldn't? *eying coffee table* Okay, that one I might have f***ed up. These unique bags feature a folding h... / Continue →

This is an older video that's making it's way around the internets of a Shaolin Monk (who the Wu-Tang clan would encourage you NOT to f*** with) throwing a needle clear through a pane of glass, shot at 1,000 frames-per-second. Now I'm not saying it's not impressive, I'm just s... / Continue →

This is a Rubik's Cube for the blind. Or for people who like screaming and smashing Rubik's Cubes. I'm one of the latter. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, YOU STUPID LITTLE TOY?! I OUGHTA TAKE YOUR F***ING STICKERS OFF AND REARRANGE THEM. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? Actually, you know wha... / Continue →

This is video of a Japanese air hockey table (possibly manufactured by Sega) that's designed to give game participants seizures. I couldn't even see the puck most of the time. And not just because I was rolling around on the floor clutching my eyes, but I was. Your mom keeps... / Continue →

As far as I know, these conjoined Rubik's cubes have existed forever but I wouldn't know because I have enough trouble with a regular one without removing all the stickers and then backing over it with my dad's truck while sobbing and subsequently taking out the mailbox. BOOM!... / Continue →

Be honest, every single one of you would rock this handbag. I know I would, and I don't give a dang if it clashes with my live bear chaps or not (all man, baby). Available from evilmadscientist as mini and full-size kits ($20 and $25, respectively) you're still gonna have to ... / Continue →

You see those initials? Those are a 26-year old Easter egg from the Atari 800 release of Donkey Kong. Landon M. Dyer, the programmer responsible, just recently unveiled that he secretly put his initials in the game. Want to see them for yourself? It isn't easy: 1. Play... / Continue →

If you've ever wanted to get to know me better, watch this video -- it's the story of my life. And, if you can't tell, I don't perform well in relationships. But don't let that stop you. Ladies? Youtube Thanks to helliebee and Megan, who just realized they don't want to da... / Continue →

Looking for a great way to piss away your work day? How about starting a giant game of Tetris? Even after a full eight hours of gameplay you'll probably be nowhere! The screencap here is of me playing for five minutes, and then letting it drop shapes on its own for another 2... / Continue →

Somebody went and translated all of Zelda II into Latin for the three people out there that might actually play it that way. They also did the original Zelda and Final Fantasy VI. Whee. As many of you may know, Zelda II is a sore subject for me because it's the only game in ... / Continue →