Seen here representing Ratlff Sheet Metal soccer (I played dandelion picker), your GW is 29 today. God I wish I still had those socks. And shorts. Goodwill donations aside, I've got one year left till 30. Then it's a quick ride to geriatric-town and dribbling a pee-trail be... / Continue →

Today, June 7th, marks the 25th birthday/anniversary of The Goonies' release in US theaters. That was 1985. I was four and still couldn't walk. But damn could I fill some Pampers! I'm talking shit oozing out the waistband. Twenty-five years ago, six kids (aided by one supe... / Continue →

How bout that title, huh? You thought I lost my mind, didn't you? WELL I HAVEN'T AND I CAN MIX FICTIONAL UNIVERSES ALL I WANT. Sure taking the Zelda franchise in vain is sacrilegious, but Spirit Tracks is about a damn train. A train in the Zelda universe. Shit's blowin' my... / Continue →

Dearest Geekologie Reader, Against all odds I've survived another year and made it to 28. TWENTY EIGHT! That's like, almost a quarter of a century. So yeah, that's a real picture of me taken a few years ago after I drank my weight in Kool-Aid and went on a sticker binge. D... / Continue →

In honor of Canada Day yesterday and the 4th on Saturday, this is a video of three Wiffle-ball headed robots trying to sing happy birthday and failing so hard I almost felt bad. Almost. Just watch and listen. Did you hear that? It sounded like the one on the left was singin... / Continue →

Today marks the 25th birthday of Tetris. In its quarter century of service it has been responsible for thirty googlejillion man hours of gameplay and countless drops in productivity. I know I got fired for playing at work once. You hear that, the man? YOU CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN... / Continue →