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  • December 16, 2014
    This is the Oppai Taisou Hand, a $28 piece of plastic that's supposed to make your breasts look and feel better. From what I can tell from the pictures, it it works by dragging back fat around and adding it to your tits. That, of course, makes no sense. Thankfully, there's a... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is the $20 Mitten Flask. It's a pair of mittens with a 3-ounce (5-ounces too small) flexible flask hidden inside the palm of the left-hand mitten, with a bite-valve at the thumb. That sucks because 1. I'm left-handed and would prefer the flask be in the right mitten, whi... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2014
    This is The Handie, a silicon glove made for men to pleasure themselves. It's the perfect glove for the man who's always dreamed of looking down and pretending Iron Man is giving them a furious handjob. The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    This is a video of a robotic hand developed at EPFL (Ecole Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne) that can move and adjust itself to catch any object thrown at it in less than five hundredths of a second. "But can it give handjobs?" The Flash, ladies and gentlemen! The only man... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    So I know this Power Glove oven mitt already exists (because I posted it). But that one is fabric, this one is silicone. And silicone, as I'm sure you're aware, is what some breast implants are made out of. You've never seen a pair of tits made out of flame-retardant fabric ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    These are the 3-D printed fingernail art designs made and sold by The Laser Girls (aka Sarah C. Awad and Dhemerae Ford). Man, I wish I was a Laser Girl. Or a Laser Boy -- I don't care, I just wish I was a laser. You know what laser stands for? "Light amplification by stimul... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2013
    This is a synthetic practice tattoo hand made by A Pound of Flesh and tattooed with a Zelda theme by Inkaholics Anonymous tattoo artist Brandon Roberts. You can actually buy this hand for $120 if you're interested, and Brandon plans to make a Ganon themed version in the near f... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2013
    This is the $13 Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Kit. It comes with two thumb-mounted lightsabers and a book with a bunch of different arenas to do battle in. Unfortunately, I have giant's hands so there's no way my thumbs would fit through those holes. Penis, yes, which... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2013
    Because in Japan there's no such thing as going too far, for around ¥10,000 (~$1,000) Shonan Beauty Clinic plastic surgeon Takaaki Matsuoka will burn better palm reading creases into your hand with an electric scalpel. Cool, I want my sex line extended all the way around the b... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2013
    This is Sun Jifa, a Chinese farmer who lost both his hands and, forced to make the decision between saving for expensive prosthetics from the hospital or using barely functioning cheap ones, decided to make his own. Now he's building and selling them to other amputees at a ten... / Continue →