Wait -- I didn't tell it to do that. I don't ever want to lose an arm. But if I do, I want it to be the right one (I'm left handed), and I want it to be to a crocodile. But not before I gouge one of his eyes out to wear on a necklace. The is the Bebionic3, an advanced prost... / Continue →

These are Chalkboard Nails' custom Eye of Sauron themed fingernails. Not gonna lie, whoever's fingers those are should really consider being a hand model. IMMACULATE. Mine look like I'm a coal miner that teaches woodshop on the weekends. I'm joking, they're perfect and my n... / Continue →

Note: The larger version you're looking for is right HERE. Are these all the options for lightsaber hilts in the MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic? I have no clue, I'm not playing it. They all do look pretty cool though. They also all look like dildos, so take that for wha... / Continue →

Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom. Ha, like you'd even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticki... / Continue →

Party Rats are little light-emitting rings in the shape of rats you wear when you're high on ecstasy at a rave and want to impress the girl with the candy necklace on. Just remember: spirit fingers!! What? You haven't heard of Party Rats! You're kidding, right? They're the be... / Continue →

This is a video of Jessica Chobot (friend and colleague of yours truly) getting a Triforce tattoo on her wrist during the recent Consumer Electronics Show. Clearly, Jessica knows the way to a geek's heart (ninja sword, straight through the sternum). I got a Triforce tattoo ... / Continue →

This USB keyboard from Smartfish isn't your grandmother's keyboard. No, your grandmother's keyboard is a typewriter. Smartfish's keyboard is motorized and moves every once in awhile to relieve the repetitive stress of spamming on Geekologie. The two halves move apart and tog... / Continue →

You want a watch with a flashlight in it? Tape a flashlight to your Seiko. Want a watch with a flashlight in it made by a well-known tool manufacturer? Enter the Stanley LED Torch Watch (suck it, Stanley Calculator/Tape Measure watch!). Of course, I'm holding out for a lase... / Continue →

This is a photo taken by Flickr user Meow Cely of a girl with 'pew pew' tattooed across her fingers. I must admit, I admire her dedication to the pews. You don't see me rocking any pew-y ink (except in THIS post), and I'm one of the the laser blaster's biggest proponents. Fu... / Continue →

First of all, I thought we all agreed to call it H1N1 or the swine flu and NOT the Mexican Flu. Geez, no need to point fingers. Obvious racism aside, Belgian telecommunications company Telenet has suggested a way to shake hands in which we can still greet each other, but with... / Continue →