Nov 17 2009 Welcome To The Gun Laser Show: Girl Shows Off Her 'Pew Pew' Tattoos

MORE: body modification , colors , digits , fingers , geek couture , geeky girls , hand candy , i like , ink , laser blaster , lasers , nice colors , nice hair , now i want one , pew pew , pew pew -- that's what time it is! , pew pew pew , sure why not , tattoo

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This is a photo taken by Flickr user Meow Cely of a girl with 'pew pew' tattooed across her fingers. I must admit, I admire her dedication to the pews. You don't see me rocking any pew-y ink (except in THIS post), and I'm one of the the laser blaster's biggest proponents. Funny story: I went to a gun and knife show a few weeks ago and demanded my entrance fee be returned when I found out there weren't any laser guns. Also, I accidentally cut myself with a bowie knife and tried to play it off like I'd been stabbed.

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Nov 4 2009 The Airshake: Because Nobody Wants H1-N1

MORE: disease , do not want , greeter , hand candy , hand job , hands , hands-free , i'm good on h1n1 thanks , no thanks , racism , shake it like a handful of change , viruses , wtf did i just watch? , wtf were you thinking?

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First of all, I thought we all agreed to call it H1N1 or the swine flu and NOT the Mexican Flu. Geez, no need to point fingers. Obvious racism aside, Belgian telecommunications company Telenet has suggested a way to shake hands in which we can still greet each other, but without actually making human contact: the airshake.

"...we desperately need a new way of greeting each other, since greeting is the cornerstone of our social and political life. It's a sign of mutual respect, friendship and equality. As of today we propose to replace the firm handshake by an airshake, that's a handshake without touching one another. So concerned are they, they even created a short video demonstration with Jarabe Tapatio--aka the Mexican Hat Dance--as the soundtrack.

That's right, they used the Mexican Hat Dance. Are all Belgians this racist? Because I will boycott their waffles. It won't be easy but I'll do it.

Hit the jump for a short video demonstration on airshaking.

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Aug 24 2009 Questionable: A Shocking Beer Bottle Opener

MORE: beer , bottles , cheap , electricity , hand , hand candy , hmm , just hand them a taser instead , needs to be stronger , promising idea - poor execution , questionable , shocking , sure why not , ugh glug glug! , weak

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This is a cheap $3.50 bottle opener that shocks any idiot moron foolish enough to ignore the giant 'Shock Can Opener' graphic on the front. Plus, hopefully their hand will be wet so they really get it. Me? I wouldn't care. You could hook a car battery to my nips every time I opened a beer and I'd still drink a whole case CAUSE I AM A THIRSTY DUDE.

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electric shock bottle opener gives you a buzz before your booze does [technabob]

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