This is the conceptual Star Wars Episode VII movie poster created by illustrator Adam Schickling imaging the cast from the original trilogy all grown up. It looks like Adam was pretty kind to Carrie Fisher, because that is NOT what I remember her looking like last. Chewbacca?... / Continue →

This is the Hylian shield cake made by Redditor Riorus' mom for his 18th birthday. Impressive, but do you know what my mom made me for my 18th birthday? Pack all my stuff and get out of the house. I guess she didn't feel like baking. Hit the jump for a couple more shots. N... / Continue →

This is Horror Vacui, a series of photographs by Federico Chiesa depicting horror movie creepers (plus Darth Vader) in their old age. They...look a lot less terrifying. Except the twins from The Shining -- they're even worse. Man, remember the first time you saw that movie a... / Continue →

Remember the animated gif from a couple weeks ago showing all the old Jokers? Well here's the Batman version. *fingers crossed for a Robin one next!* A guide: 1. Lewis Wilson (Batman, 1943) 2. Robert Lowery (Batman & Robin, 1949) 3. Adam West (Batman, 1966-1968) 4. Michael ... / Continue →

You can tell that kid's an exception and not the rule because the beer comes out the side on those lil' mini-kegs. And I must be the same because I was dumb as hell as a child but now I'm a hellaboozehound. RIDDLE ME THAT, "SCIENCE"! Blame life? That's what I've been doing!... / Continue →

I lay in bed all day with a laptop burning my genitals so I don't have a neck-craning problem when it comes to viewing my monitor. No, what I have is a giant gut in the way which is why I've learned to read the screen upside-down and backwards using the sex-mirror I double-sid... / Continue →

Danica McKellar, best known for the crush I had on her as Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years, is apparently some kind of math genius that writes books teaching girls how to divide and stuff. And to celebrate the release of her third book, Hot X: Algebra Exposed!, she decided ... / Continue →

Dearest Geekologie Reader, Against all odds I've survived another year and made it to 28. TWENTY EIGHT! That's like, almost a quarter of a century. So yeah, that's a real picture of me taken a few years ago after I drank my weight in Kool-Aid and went on a sticker binge. D... / Continue →

Melissa Catherine Smith-Means (she is too!), 37, of Gaylesville, Alabama, was arrested for child abuse after dragging her unisex child through a Verizon Wireless store using a kiddy-leash. As punishment, Melissa is going to be leashed and dragged down every aisle of a Best Buy... / Continue →

This is a little gallery of superheroes past their prime. They were all drawn by Italian artist Donald Soffritti and made me sadder than hell. You know, because they got me thinking about growing old and shit. Too profound for you? I'm deeper than an ocean trench. Hit the ... / Continue →