These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing ... / Continue →

This is a picture of Link's semi spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot by Redditor teslas_notepad. No word what he hauls, but my guess is ass. ZOOM ZOOM, Link amirite? *doing the 'pull horn' motion* Toot it, bro -- for me! Thanks to freddy, who heard Link was fired from his tr... / Continue →

Seen here still trying to make love to the camera despite the fact his mom's giving him a scrub-down with a f***ing toilet brush, Brazilian Paulo Henrique dos Santos works at removing the green paint he used to cosplay as The Hulk. Because it wasn't just ordinary paint, you se... / Continue →

This is the $4,000 Boxx electric bike. It's 120 pounds, 36-inches long, gets 80-miles to a charge, can reach break-neck speeds up to 35MPH, carry riders up to 300-lbs, and looks nothing like a TRON light cycle. If you think it looks like a TRON light cycle you are either 1) b... / Continue →

This is a video of tetromino trickster John Schuepbach building a (relatively) color-accurate Luigi in a game of Tetris. He ends up clearing 499 lines in the process though because, well, it isn't an easy one. Now I'm not saying I could have done it in less, because God and I... / Continue →

In 'shoes that won't cost thousands of dollars' news, here's a limited edition release of Adidas Kermit the Frog Superstar II's coming out late October/early November. They're green, have Kermit's iconic collar at the tongue, and read 'The Original Hip Hop' on the side in gold... / Continue →

Smooth move Cyclops, now the building's on fire. Because what good is science if we can't all shoot lasers out of our eyeballs and take staring contests to a whole new level, researchers have successfully spliced jellyfish DNA into human cells, allowing them to produce biologi... / Continue →

In other loosely related 'things with wheels' news, here's a model of a bicycle made entirely out of LEGO bricks that was spotted by LEGOmaniac (and Flickr user) Brickapolis on display at North Carolina's Brickmagic modular plastic block festival. As you can see, it completely... / Continue →

The Ab-hancer is an (fl)ab-enhancing product from the same a-holes who brought us the Ass-istant and Tricep-tional fat-shapers (I'm grasping at straws here folks. Literally -- I'm drunk and there's like five of them in this giant green cocktail). I'm not even sure this is a r... / Continue →

You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens having sex I'd buy a telescope and point it at the moon (oh they're there). Enter the COLOR nightvision camera -- heralding... / Continue →