This is the faux academic paper written by Redditor bogus_wheel's boyfriend and used to propose to her. The best part? It has a 'Please check one, YES or NO' part for her to give her response. You remember passing those kinds of notes to the girls you liked in school? I alw... / Continue →

In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who knows how tedious it is maintaining their own fake Facebook girlfriend, a Brazilian company is now offering virtual relationships for a weekly fee (Note: this isn't a new business concept, just the latest iteration. I previously cov... / Continue →

Remember the first series of boyfriend achievement badges created by Etsy seller BoyfriendBadges? Well now there's an advanced achievement set for when your relationship gets even seriouser. "Seriouser isn't a word." But you knew what I meant? "Yes." Soooo... "But you're b... / Continue →

This is a shot of a flower from Psychotria elata, a small understory tree in tropical forests whose flowers are affectionately known as hooker's lips. Get it? Because they look like bright red lipsticked lips. Just think -- now you can plant a seed and grow your own girlfrie... / Continue →

'Watching Cute Girl' is a depressing Japanese iPhone app that features a girl in over 180 pre-recorded videos where she just stares at you and says sweet things that nobody else ever will. It really makes me sad people use things like this instead of signing up for one of thos... / Continue →

Wow, of course you took her to a playground YOU PERVY WEIRDO. This is a video of a guy demonstrating his virtual reality girlfriend. She was created using a hacked Kinect, some video glasses, and a heaping scoop of sad, pervertedness. Her actual avatar is Hatsune Miku, a Jap... / Continue →

This is a video of a guy proposing to his Mario-loving girlfriend. He decked out his living room to resemble the Mushroom Kingdom, and even had her knock the engagement ring "out" of a question block with her head. Good lookin', guys -- you've just given hope to thousands of ... / Continue →

Apparently a new rent-a-girlfriend (not to be confused with rent-a-gamerfriend) website in France is causing a stir, with some claiming it's a glorified escort service, and others claiming it's the best thing that's ever happened to them. Spoil yourself, rent a girlfriend! Thi... / Continue →

STOLEN IDEA WAS STOLEN. Note: Giant version HERE in case you really need a giant version for some reason (weirdo). Now I know what you're thinking, "Damn, why can't I have a girlfriend like that?" And the answer, my friend, is the whole package. You don't have it. You don'... / Continue →

Note: Larger version available HERE in case you're trying to pinpoint how popular your birthday is for breaking up. I don't know about you, but I've never been broken up with. Shot and left for dead, sure, but never broken up with. The few times it almost happened I tricked ... / Continue →