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  • May 13, 2013
    This is the birthday cake made by Wedding Cakes By Nicole featuring Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Tetris and Frogger scenes on each side, and Pong on the top. And if you think I wouldn't peel all those characters off and eat them you are wrong. Dead wrong. If you were a video game y... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    NEEDS MORE RED PEPPER FLAKES. This is a child posing with a werewolf face shaped pizza in what appears to be the stock room of a restaurant. YOU'LL EAT IN THE BACK WITH THE RATS, BOY. I'm not sure what happened to the werewolf's bottom fang, but my guess is got dipped in som... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2011
    If it's anything like Peeps ass, I'm in for a treat! Note: Worthwhile high-res version with four pics HERE. This is the Michelin Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (of Ghostbusters fame, derder!) stuck between a rock and a hard place piece of chocolate and graham cracker. Unfortunate... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    This is Link in 8-bit Skittle form by deviantARTist Matt McManis. As you can see, he looks pretty delicious despite the lack of red Skittles, which I think we can all agree are the best ones unless you have absolutely zero taste or decency. I assume the sword hilt is made wit... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    You see what they did there? I do. They made the candles look like Charmander's breathing fire. Eagle eyes: I have them. Also, a Tasmanian devil dong. WAABWUBLABLAB!! Whoa, easy there partner. You could probably use the same technique for a dragon cake although I don't kn... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I leave my iPhone on the back of the toilet tank because I'm working on 3-starring all the Angry Bird levels while I sit on the john. So yeah, think twice before you borrow somebody else's phone -- your mouth is probably an inch away from shit particulate. [Insert transition ... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    The $12 Doughnut-To-Go dougnut briefcase is a briefcase for the safe and secure transport of sprinkled deliciousness (NOT bananas). More of a jelly-filled kind of person? You're shit out of luck, because these only work with holed donuts. HEY McFLY, YOU BOJO -- DOUGHNUT-TO-G... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    Can't decide which superhero you want on your cake? No problem -- just slap a bunch on there! Just don't slap Hulk's ass, because he can and will get angry ON YOUR FACE. Robin? Not so much. "Holy tweaked nips, Batman -- you could cut glass with those things!" "I know, ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    In reality, everything is edible, it might just be your last meal. Plutonium? You CAN put it in your mouth. Spiders too, except they probably WON'T kill you. But they will lay eggs in your tonsils! Haha -- have fun dreaming about that one tonight! Anyway, oven-baked edibl... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2010
    You see this 3-D T-rex constructed entirely out of pancakes? It was made by Jim. Jim is the Picasso of pancakes. The Van Gogh of the griddle. The....dammit, I thought I had this. During our recent trip to New York we visited the Museum of Natural History. We got to see som... / Continue →