This is the jacket made from sewn together Ziplock bags by Jaya's friend Diane. It...might be the most magnificent jacket I've ever seen and that's saying a lot because I used to own a pleather Member's Only windbreaker. The only thing that sucks about this one is that bullie... / Continue →

Ever dreamed of eating a Gusher THE SIZE OF A SMUSHED BASEBALL? If you're anything like me you have, because three-quarters of my dreams involve overeating. The other quarter are nightmares involving ghosts and my ass. Take a bunch of Gushers, wrap them in a layer of Fruit R... / Continue →

A cat was recently detained by Brazilian authorities after it was caught trying to sneak saw blades, drill bits, a cell phone (plus charger) and memory cards into a prison. The cat was caught trying to cross the prison yard and stood out because, unlike a human, it had all the... / Continue →

This is an article written to an Australian newspaper's 'Points of View' section where Chris Hill of Albury (who I suspect is a high-ranking public official) explains the cause of Australia's droughts is the extra hour of "hot afternoon sun" caused by daylights saving time. Yo... / Continue →

When aliens come visit the remains of earth long after we've destroyed it, they will carry one thing away from them: we were a bunch of f***ing idiots. EXCEPT for taco flavored ramen noodles. "A hint of genius in a world full of turds" they'll say to themselves before boardin... / Continue →

This is the $250 Blacktop Grill-Fryer. It combines the cooking power of a grill, griddle and deep fryer in a single unit. Did I mention there's a warming plate? Because there's one of those too. Now you can keep your hands toasty while you grill and deep-fry in the middle o... / Continue →

This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I know what you're thinking, "but why couldn't it be ranch?!" And that's because you're fat. Move Ove... / Continue →

This is a slot machine that pays out booze instead of nickels, making it THE BEST SLOT MACHINE EVER CREATED. Seriously, if aliens come down to earth after we've annihilated ourselves with nuclear missiles, they'll find this thing in the rubble and go, "well, they did get one t... / Continue →

Tapi faucet nipples from Dreamfarm (I'm not gonna lie, I've always dreamed of farming nipples, too) turns your faucet into a water fountain by squeezing off the hole at the bottom. Simple! Plus it comes in a rainbow of colors, none of which will match any kitchen/bathroom's d... / Continue →

Note: Video of the crab-vending action after the jump. China, best known for not being on the exact opposite side of the globe as California (you could have told me before I dug the hole!), now has live-crab vending machines. Because if there's one thing I'm hungry for in a h... / Continue →