And all it takes is a skylight, a doll, some tape, and a ladder. Although you don't even need a ladder if you have a pet dragon or can jump onto the roof from the top of a car parked in your driveway (that's what I do). And if you think I didn't just round up all my little si... / Continue →

Remember that series of commercials for Sony's Xperia PLAY (the PSP phone) featuring Kristen Schaal? Well she's back with another one, this time Minecraft themed. Plus funny! Man, I just love Kristen's delivery. Plus Papa Johns'. AAAAAAAAH, I ate a whole pizza when I got h... / Continue →

Like this! Granted it's not a new concept because I remember my freshman year of college ('99) my roommate and I used to play Counter-Strike on opposing clans and we'd each hang a bedsheet over the side of our loft so the other person couldn't see you. Which, fun fact: also... / Continue →

This is a picture from San Jose, California somebody snapped of real-life Mario and Luigi walking down the street. As you can see, it looks like Mario wants to shove a red-shell up the photographer's ass. Luigi? He's probably ordering a pizza. Or sexy-talkin' Peach. "Remem... / Continue →

Note: It's a two-parter. Second part is after the jump. Because a day without a Star Wars post is like a day without drinking to forget how hard I suck at life (I could pull a blueberry through a coffee stirrer), here's Star Wars: A New Hope (AKA the first of the three good o... / Continue →

This is a fake commercial for Halo Reach using the XBox's Kinect motion controls. And speaking of XBox's motion controls: I got the chance to demo the technology and it wouldn't stop mistaking my wiener for a leg. True story. Half-true story. Okay, you got me: what's Kinect... / Continue →

Note: This is only two of several, hit the jump to see all of them. What if historical events had Facebook pages? I'd have a lot more friends, that's what! Psyche, they probably wouldn't even accept my requests. THE BLACK PLAGUE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE FRIENDS? WTF?! Oh m... / Continue →

Note: Click HERE for the probably NSFW shot of the part of a wiener that connects to the body. What is that even called, the trunk? Apparently a British man trying to sell his 1996 MG MFT on eBay accidentally uploaded a risque picture meant for his Craigslist man-seeking-anyt... / Continue →

This is a little cartoon by Sean Bieri proving that some zombies are about more than just eating brains -- some actually use theirs. Except for that poor schmuck on the end. That's like a zombie GW. Except zombie GW would probably be snacking on a turd thinking it was brains... / Continue →

Note: There's no way you can read that version because it's so small which is good because it's filled wiht nothing but seriously NSFW language so make sure your boss isn't looking and then click HERE to see the thing in all its high-res glory. This is the Periodic Table of Sw... / Continue →