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  • October 22, 2009
    This is a blue screen of death belt buckle. It costs $17 and is currently on back order until November because everybody wants one for Halloween so they can dress up as people with novelty belt buckles. Pfft, like that'll win the costume contest. The Blue Screen of Death (a... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2009
    This is a firescreen that makes it appear as though London is burning in your fireplace. There's one of Rome too, after the jump. BURN!! It's been a long time since fire ravaged London and Rome in 1666 and 64 AD respectively--which must be why we can feel okay about making c... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2009
    I typically use a gum wrapper or dog-ear the pages to mark my place in a book, but hey, a glorified rubber band, that's cool. The Bookmark II is a simple rubber band with an arrow on one side and a "Bookmark" tab on the other. The arrow allows you to point to the line you were... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2009
    Tactical Corsets are "high-fashion high-function clothes for empowered women" and are available with or without body armor depending on the level of "action" you see on a day to day basis. Tactical gear is no longer an all boys club. Tactical Corsets bring female operators M... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2009
    If there's one thing I learned about feeding kids it's that you have to take the tape off their mouths or they spill all over themselves. And then the daycare starts questioning your credentials and arrest history. Thankfully, you caught the manager banging the married parent... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2009
    This is a prototype computer case designed by BMW and Thermaltake. It's called 'Level 10' and would get the shit stomped out of it by my 'Level 80' Paladin. What a brilliant idea -- let's stop hiding PC components inside boxes, shine them up in stainless steel and black air... / Continue →