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  • July 31, 2014
    Peaches: they look like butts (but taste way better). And what better way to reinforce that imagery than putting fancy little panties on them? Originally created by a fruit vendor in Nanjing, China, a box of nine pantied peaches sell for around $80. That's almost $10 apiece.... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2014
    This is a suspect looking picture of one of artist Sam Van Aken's Trees of 40 Fruit, trees he's continuously grafted branches from different peach, plum, apricot, nectarine, cherry, and almond varieties to. Impressive, but nowhere near as impressive as a tree that can grow win... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2014
    Berries: everybody loves them. One time in college I was wandering around campus high when I stumbled across a wild blackberry patch. I sat there in the sunlight for like an hour just eating and dyeing my hands purple. It was the best day of my life. Now UK company Dovetail... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    Because who has the room to neglect and kill two separate plants, garden supplier Thompson & Morgan is selling TomTatos, a plant that grows both tomatoes and potatoes. TomTatos are actually a potato plant that has had a tomato stalk grafted to it when it was young. I remembe... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    This is a video of a Huffington Post reporter playing a game of Fruit Ninja on a Displair, a motion-controlled display projected onto a cloud of vapor. Obviously, Fruit Ninja was the perfect game to play because it really allows you appreciate the potential applications of a s... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Takara Tomy's Gurefuru Chuchu juicer makes juice in any citrus fruit by churning the guts inside into a drinkable slurry. Mmmm, fresh orange brains. "That's a tomato, dummy." Making fun of the colorblind -- REAL F***ING COOL BRO. Just take the Gurefuru Chuchu, use the "leaf... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    Some artists paint. Some artists sculpt. This guy carves really ripe bananas. Me? I knead titties like pizza dough. Now I know what you're thinking, "Wow, he truly is a modern Renaissance man!" And it's true, I am (plus ninja). I've also been known to doodle one hell of ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    I thought God invented bananas with peels so we wouldn't have to put them in bags. But what do I know? I'm just a guy who made a cucumber salad after his roommate used it as a buttplug. NOT COOL, DEREK. I'm afraid to even ask what he did to my string cheese. While the trial... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2010
    Apparently there's a "game ruining" glitch in the new Call of Duty: Black Ops. I don't want to ruin it for you, so you're just gonna have to watch the video and see for yourself. Or not. You're not really gonna miss anything if you don't. It's just a joke anyways. Except i... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    Sure magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) technology works well on the human body, but what about fruits? Why don't we just ask you?! Get it? I'm calling you a fruitcake. Your ass making a terrible Christmas gift aside, Inside insides is a blog dedicated to the food MRI's. Bas... / Continue →