If you're anything like me, you're all alone in the world. Zero real friends. Hell, I don't even talk to a single other person all day except the barista at Starbucks and even she doesn't like me because I farted in line once and customers complained. Enter Client Partners, ... / Continue →

According to Facebook, there are only 4.74-degrees of separation between you and any other user on the planet, making our world that much smaller and natural resources that much scarcer. "That's not how that works." You shut up! "When considering even the most distant Facebo... / Continue →

43-year old Robert Jeffrey Young (43 isn't really that young, bro) and Mark Rubinson, 25, went to pick up their "friend" Jeffrey Jarrett for a guy's night out on the town. Only thing is, Jeffrey was dead. So what did they do? Loaded his blue ass into the back of their car an... / Continue →

This is a video of DJ Sures and his homemade robotic friend WALL-E because, presumably, he doesn't have any actual human friends. Hey, neither do I, but you don't see me building robots, do you?! No, you don't. But you may catch me talking to stuffed animals. Also: myself o... / Continue →

In b4 'I'd do her' (she's 16, perv). NOTE: Two bad words at 0:45. This is a video of Madelaine Zammit (who looks suspiciously like a cross between Jewel and Leelee Sobieski -- can science do that now? Can two womens have a baby?) singing a song about Facebook. It's okay. T... / Continue →

Aaaaaaaand we're back. Sorry for the late start folks, but there was a problem with the publishing system that yelling and chugging beers just couldn't solve. This is a video of some chick getting 152 of her Facebook friends' profile pictures tattooed around her arm. Why? I... / Continue →

Note: This is only two of several, hit the jump to see all of them. What if historical events had Facebook pages? I'd have a lot more friends, that's what! Psyche, they probably wouldn't even accept my requests. THE BLACK PLAGUE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE FRIENDS? WTF?! Oh m... / Continue →

I always wanted one of those split-heart necklaces that you and your BFF were each supposed to wear half of, but I never got the chance. You see, I've never had a BFF. Or for that matter, even an F. I was raised by a powerful sorcerer. I had an owl. I thought he was my fri... / Continue →

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! I hope you're all having a wonderful time with family and friends and not in out-patient rehab. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS FROM GEEKOLOGIE!... / Continue →

Instant messaging account: Free Having a heart to heart with a guy friend: Free Finding out you're the one for him: Priceless Quote #761414 [bash] Thanks to Julian, who agrees Third Strike was badass, but he's not gonna marry you over it.... / Continue →