Nov 18 2009 Awh Yeah: Superhero Shaggin' Wagons

MORE: characters , creepy , fake! , free candy van , fun , good times , i'd sleep in them , photoshop , shaggin' wagon , superhero , van , vehicles , walmart parking lot

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This is a little gallery of superhero shaggin' wagons. They're all Photoshopped, but that isn't stopping me from wanting to sleep in one. Gosh, I can't even remember the last time I made love in the back of a 70's van BECAUSE I BLACKED OUT LAST NIGHT. But seriously, I barely knew the guy and he said he had free candy.

Hit the jump for five more and a link to like six more after that. Jackpot!

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Jun 18 2009 Aperture Laboratories Van Spotted In The Wild

MORE: awesome , cake , companion cube , free cake van , free candy van , free is always the right price , funny , i want , portal , possible photohax job , real life , sure why not , that's no icecream truck! , van , wow

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"Hey kids, who wants free cake?!"

aperture science van tooling around, scaring the hell out of people [technabob]

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Apr 12 2009 Free Candy?: Talk To Strangers With Omegle

MORE: candy , communication , creepy , free candy van , fun , happy easter , i put on my robe and wizard hat , strangers with candy , sure why not , website , what did your parents tell you?

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Omegle is a free chat service that connects you to a one-on-one conversation with a complete stranger. And as you can see from my screencap, most people are idiots. Still, there is some fun to be had if you're bored. And by 'fun' I mean I put on my robe and wizard hat. Ladies?

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Thanks to Marcel, Tabitha and Valdesjon, who actually met hot singles using Omegle. Or, I dunno, fat middle aged men posing as hot singles (this one).

HAPPY EASTER!

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Jan 16 2009 Oh Wow -- An Even Worse Text-Messager

MORE: candy , carpal tunnel , cell phone , come on now , communication , creepy , free candy van , geez , get a life , holy shit , impressive , interview , little girl , records , text messaging , texting , van , wow , wtf

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Remember the story earlier in the week about the girl that sent 14,528 text messages in a month? Well, it turns out she's not the only daughter I'd lock in the basement. Emilee Cox, a 14 year old from Clermont, Florida, sent and received 35,463 texts in a single month. Which, granted, were probably only half actually sent messages. But still, get a life. The best part of the interview:

Haha. Your dad was supposed to email me a picture of you to use. Do you know if he found one?
Uhm idk i think my sister is sending him one.

Got the photos. You are 14, right?
Yes i am.

Wow, even I found that creepy. Anybody else get the feeling the interviewer was at least partially responsible for Willy Wonka's third-quarter earnings?

Full text message interview with Clermont teen who had 35,463 text messages in a month [orlandosentinel]

Thanks to Jessica, who won't return my texts. WHAT'D I DO!?

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