FULL DISCLOSURE: I've never actually seen 'How to Train Your Dragon' because any wizard worth his pointy moon and stars hat already knows how to. Now before you start getting all bent out of shape about how anybody could do this to their dog, that's not a dog, it's a person. ... / Continue →

Note: NSFW shot of the doll without the blue ribbon HERE in case you were wondering if this doll was or was not made specifically for giant perverts (it was). This is a Mirai Suenaga doll (links to NSFW info site), an interactive doll being developed in Japan that was built to... / Continue →

This is a newly discovered species of slug found on Mount Kaputar in New South Wales, Australia. I thought it looked like a melted AirHead. Or a unicorn turd. Unfortunately, scientists weren't brave enough to poke it with a stick to see if rainbows and happiness shot out so ... / Continue →

WARNING: Ad may contain spoilers. This is the allegedly real casual encounters Craigslist ad from a lady in New Orleans who's looking for a Robb Stark look-alike to have her way with as Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen. Allegedly she has a replica of the Iron Throne too, which I ... / Continue →

This is a series of digital paintings by 19-year old Hungarian artist Flora Borsi imagining what the models for some famous abstract portraits might have looked like. Definitely not the kind of models you'd want posing nude. Speaking of, when I was in college I took a drawing... / Continue →

Because Mother Nature is completely out of her f***ing mind, decapitated rattlesnakes can still strike and cripple/kill their enemies up to an hour after being decapitated. They can't fly though, so now would be a good time to start saving for that jetpack. Rattlesnake venom ... / Continue →

Remember yesterday's Star Wars pet costumes? Well Costume Craze is also selling these unholy skintight costumes for humans. Because why should your pet get all the attention? They didn't even pick their costume, you picked it for them. But there they are taking all the cred... / Continue →

So apparently the Miami area is fighting an invasion of Giant African Land Snails, an invasive species of gastropod that's capable of EATING THROUGH WALLS. Well, stucco and plaster anyways. Which is what some walls are made of. Unless you're the first little pig, in which ca... / Continue →

These are shots of the 22-foot long wasp nest found in an abandoned house on the Canary Islands. Experts say the nest probably wasn't made by indigenous wasps, and is likely the work of an invasive species from Africa. *buys beekeeper suit on eBay, plans on never taking it of... / Continue →

This is a series of miniature furniture pieces made out of fake human skin by artist Jessica Harrison. Why? No clue, but the loveseat looks like it was made from the skin around an @$$hole. A buttloveseat. I would totally curl up and nap on that. Hit the jump for three mor... / Continue →