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  • Fill The Oceans With Concrete: A Two-Headed Bull Shark
    March 26, 2013
    This is a two-headed bull shark discovered in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, it wasn't swimming around attacking people or anything, it was discovered inside a mother shark that had been caught. Based on that business card in the photo, I'm going to assume the best SharkDefense is... / Continue →
  • Calico Spotted Lobster Considered 1-In-30-Million
    May 11, 2012
    In other seafood related news comes Calvin, a calico lobster caught off the coast of New England that marine biologists are calling a 1-in-30-million specimen rarity. The odds of lobster colors: apparently people have worked those out. Calvin was on the way to being steamed a... / Continue →
  • Too Much Ooze: The 2-Headed, 6-Legged Tortoise
    March 6, 2012
    Inb4 Donatangelo is that you?! Because people love a good freak show, a Central Asian Tortoise born with two heads, six legs, two hearts, and one intestine and butthole recently went on display at the National Museum of Natural History in Kiev, Ukraine. Now I know what you're... / Continue →
  • Foot-Long Sea Insect Pulled Up From The Deep
    February 3, 2012
    This shrimpy looking beast was dragged up from the ocean floor 4-miles down off the coast of New Zealand. But it's not a shrimp, it's an amphipod, a group of insect-like organisms that rarely grow larger than a sea-monkey. And speaking of sea-monkeys-- "They go bananas for bu... / Continue →
  • Quality: Woman Has Pen Removed From Stomach After 25 Years, Still Writes
    December 21, 2011
    A granny in England recently had a writing pen removed from her stomach after being there for over 25 years and doctors were amazed to find it still writes. You know, because that's the first thing doctors do after pulling something out of somebody: see if it still works. *co... / Continue →
  • Another Day, Another Cyclops Animal Born
    December 15, 2011
    Note: Uncensored shot after the jump. This is a pig born with two snouts and one eyeball in China. News agencies are calling him the Cyclops Pig, but locals will be calling him ready to eat in just a couple months. That...is a face only a mother could love. Back me up, Char... / Continue →
  • Three-Eyed Nuclear 'Simpsons' Fish Caught
    October 27, 2011
    Seen here looking like about 40 fish sticks, a group of fishermen caught this three-eyed Simpsons 'blinky' fish in a lake near a nuclear power plant in Argentina. Jealous cyclops shark is jealous! Per Babel Fish (how appropriate!) translation: "We were fishing and we took th... / Continue →
  • Cyclops Shark With Eye In Middle Of Face
    June 30, 2011
    Note: Uncensored pictures after the jump cannot be unseen. I wasn't going to post this because 1. I eat a lot of sushi and 2. it's f***ing disgusting and is gonna give me nightmares FO SHO, but I'm getting the tip so much I figured I might as well. Standards: mine are incredi... / Continue →
  • Freaky Chicken/Turkey 'Churkey' Mutants
    March 18, 2011
    They look f***in' delicious. These freaky-ass 'Transylvanian Naked Neck Chickens' (yes, really) are chickens with a genetic mutation that gives them turkey-like necks. Or did one bang a giraffe? I'm on to you, Old MacFrankenstein! The scientists said the effects of the gene... / Continue →
  • AGAIN!: Polydactyl Cat's 'Thumbs Up' Trick
    February 23, 2011
    This is a video of Jimmy the polydactyl cat (aka 'six-fingered cat' aka 'thumbs cat' aka 'mitten cat' aka 'Hemingway cat' aka etc. etc.) showing off his cool thumbs-up party trick. Hey kitty, watch me shotgun a beer! *thumbs up* Oh -- here goes another! *thumbs up* GOD I CO... / Continue →