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  • March 12, 2014
    These are two different styles of Marvel combat boots available from Wet Seal ($40 and $45). I'm not a big fan of the hodge-podge design, but that's just me and they don't make them in a men's 12 so they're out of the question anyways. Remember the old insult, "Your momma wea... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Well it's not just for guys, it's for anyone who wants to improve their vagina pleasuring skills. Lick is an internet-based smartphone app that helps strengthen your tongue muscles for pleasuring a lady. Who knew? I always thought the best exercises were squishing Jello betw... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    I can honestly say my skin has never been that smooth and blemish free. These are the $25 Big and Little Dipper Constellation Earrings created and sold by ThinkGeek. As they point out in the product description, the dippers aren't actually official constellations, they're ast... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    These are the intricate leather armor corsets made by Andrew Kanounov. If I were a lady I would kill for one. Hell, I'm not a lady and I'd still rock one around the house pretending to be Xena Warrior Princess while my roommate is at work. Will I be swinging a sword? At lea... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    Meet the $169 ORA vibrator from luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO. It looks like fun. LOTS of fun. Thank God it's rechargeable because there aren't enough batteries in the world to fulfill my desires. "It's for women." I WILL MAKE IT WORK. LELO Ora is an external vibrator ... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    These are the 3-D printed fingernail art designs made and sold by The Laser Girls (aka Sarah C. Awad and Dhemerae Ford). Man, I wish I was a Laser Girl. Or a Laser Boy -- I don't care, I just wish I was a laser. You know what laser stands for? "Light amplification by stimul... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2013
    These are the Hogwarts houses high heels hand painted by Redditor Smartypants and worn by her sister-in-law akasha446 and the bridesmaids in her wedding. I'm not sure if the girls were actually sorted into the house of the shoes they wore, but I would have stabbed whoever got ... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    Picture related: bra. Researchers at Microsoft are developing a wearable boobie-based mood-detecting system with the hopes of helping to curb emotional overeating in women and men with tits big enough to fill a bra. Me? I'm a B-cup but if I bend over you'd swear they were C'... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    This is a preview of the LEGO Disney Princess playsets scheduled for release sometime next year. So if you were hoping to score some for Christmas, forget about it. The sets come with those weird little figurines used in the 'Friends' line of LEGO for girl playsets instead of... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2013
    Just in time to fill my Christmas list (front and back), this is Black Milk Clothing's new Adventure Time collection. It's probably what I'm most thankful for this Thanksgiving season. "Not your friends and family?" AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Wait, were you being serious? Keep go... / Continue →