You know what the main problem with guinea pigs is? They're vulnerable in battle. Thankfully, eBay seller mightys0x in selling this custom made guinea pig sized scale mail. 100% of the proceeds from the sale go to Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue, which is very noble of the se... / Continue →

This is the 1984 Dodge Colt Turbo that was turned into a bumper car lookalike and put up for auction on eBay. I kind of want it. Only kind of though, I'm not in love with it like I would be a short school bus for sale. Everything works on this car. The body is custom one pie... / Continue →

This is the $150 ceramic BMO teapot lovingly crafted by Etsy seller Jade Flower. He looks GOOD. Good enough to eat. Jk, only good enough to drink out of. Can you remember the last time you did the 'I'm a Little Teapot' song? I've done it within the week. "You're weird." ... / Continue →

This is 'The Box', a $2,500 personal gaming/playing with yourself chamber for sale on Craigslist in Ohio. Allegedly it has surround sound, air conditioning/heat plus a 'one-of-a-kind military theme'. You might see other terrifying video game boxes with military themes, but no... / Continue →

This is the Aperture Science Portal themed fixie for sale on Craigslist in San Jose, CA. And by Portal themed I mean it's black with an Aperture Science sticker and orange and blue rims. Plus BONUS My Little Pony stickers! Those are probably worth the $300 themselves. I'm s... / Continue →

These are the Batman and Superman scented colognes developed by Marmol & Son and available at Hot Topic for twenty coconuts. Hot Topic is a cool store. Plus it's right next to the Auntie Anne pretzel place at my local mall so I always roll in there WITH A PIPING HOT PRETZEL D... / Continue →

Presumably to dig us out of this massive deficit, the government is auctioning a former Air Force One plane, which it will probably replace with another Air Force One plane that's newer and 10x more expensive. You know, I wish we could choose where our tax dollars went because... / Continue →

These are Invisiplug wood grain surge protectors. They're designed to blend into wood grain flooring and not be such an eyesore. They make the perfect ironic statement for that hipster living room that's all tile. Still, even if you do have wood grain floors that actually ma... / Continue →

Remember yesterday's Star Wars pet costumes? Well Costume Craze is also selling these unholy skintight costumes for humans. Because why should your pet get all the attention? They didn't even pick their costume, you picked it for them. But there they are taking all the cred... / Continue →

Because humans aren't the only animals that like to play dress-up and pretend they're something they're not for awhile to escape the monotony of regular life, this is a series of Star Wars dog costumes from Costume Craze. You should put one on your dog and bring it to the next... / Continue →