Note: It's Columbo Day and I'm using it to take care of some real-life stuff. If I disappear all of a sudden in a cloud of smoke just know that I'm a powerful magician and will reappear tomorrow, possibly out of a top-hat. This is The Ohio State University's marching band p... / Continue →

This is a Volkswagen Super Bowl teaser commercial (because those exist now) featuring a bunch of dogs barking out the Imperial March. It was sent to me by Geekologie Reader Robert, who you might remember made the original AT-AT dog costume. Apparently he sent his plans to a g... / Continue →

This is an old-ass video of a robotic goalkeeper named Ball-Lover Robokeeper that's programmed to track an orange soccer ball and never miss a save (unless you shoot in a top corner). Now I'm not saying I know for a fact I could easily get one past him, but I AM saying I know ... / Continue →

Picture unrelated related enough. If all goes according to plan, Brazilian police forces will be equipped with 'Robocop' sunglasses before the next World Cup (see what I did there?), capable of scanning and detecting the faces of known trouble-makers/terrorists and alerting of... / Continue →

With World Cup fever in full swing what better way to celebrate than jamming a vuvuzela up somebody's ass playing a little bathroom soccer? Enter the Klokicker, the urine-based sport that's sure to have you staring at another man's wiener. Football mania while urinating ! I... / Continue →

Note: Video is after the jump because that's where the Force is. You should use it. Plus deodorant. This is another awesome Star Wars-themed Adidas commercial featuring Snoop Dogg, David Beckham, and a bunch of other famous-ass people. Plus there's a funny Greedo scene! An... / Continue →

Sure the Superbowl has come and gone, but the Saints beat the shit out of the Colts, did they not? WHO DAT?! It's me, silly -- the GW! That masterpiece of culinary greatness (and bacon) is called the Bacon Lombardi Trophy, or Bacombardi Trophy for short, and thanks to a grea... / Continue →

This is a cartoon of Batman responding to the Bat Signal. Apparently he's a soccer (football) fan. Who knew? I always pinned him as more of a yacht racing kind of superhero. Or is that Thomas Crown? Steal me a Picasso! Even The Dark Knight deserves an evening off [ramblin... / Continue →

Looking for a great way to stick it to the man and catch up on 38 of 44 years worth of Super Bowl commercials? Well you're in luck broski, thanks to Adland's 38 Years of Super Bowl Commercials. I bet if you tried, you could watch commercials all day and not do a lick of actua... / Continue →

I don't know about you, but I'm manly as hell and I love watching football. And I, for one, can't wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year's Superbowl. *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party th... / Continue →