This is the Banana Bunker, a banana transportation device that prevents smashing and bruising. It's not to be confused with a banana hammock, which is what bananas relax in on the beach, or a banana bungalow, which is where bananas go when they want to get out of the sun but i... / Continue →

Because I'm hungry but don't have anything in the fridge but store-brand condiments and expired salad dressing, here's a short video tutorial of how to make scrambled eggs STILL IN THE SHELL. I'm not sure what the purpose of making scrambled eggs still in the shell is, but if ... / Continue →

This is the 3-D Mario canned food display set up in the middle of South Center Mall in Calgary, Canada. I don't really get the relationship between Mario and canned food, but I'm not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer either. Or the dullest. Get it? Because I'm a spat... / Continue →

This is a shot of the Chewbacca face Geekologie reader and drinker Blark saw after drunkenly cracking a walnut on a trip to England. Yes, it's that kind of news day. Personally, I think it looks more like Chewbacca wearing the top part of the Boushh bounty hunter mask that Pr... / Continue →

This is a brief video from Japan's National Institute of Genetics of what's believed to be the world's first footage of a thought being formed. $10 says Hollywood tries to turn it into a movie. The thought existed in the brain of a zebrafish, and is basically "FOOD!". Haha, ... / Continue →

Great, now I'm jealous my oven coil doesn't glow pink. This is the Octopizza Pie made by Instructables user donedirtcheap. It's basically a bunch of tentacle-shaped pepperoni covered breadsticks that you can dip into the main marinara filled body. Man, I don't know about you... / Continue →

I didn't touch your porridge, I swear! This is a video of filmmaker Gordon Buchanan sitting in a little plexiglass box while an 8-foot, half ton polar bear tries to find its way in to maul and eat him. Come on, you could have at least loosened some of the bolts to give it a f... / Continue →

As I'm sure you all heartbreakingly recall, Hostess went out of business, taking Twinkies with them. So what's an overweight glutton to do for their prepackaged sponge-cake fix? Enter Little Debbie's Cloud Cakes, a Twinkie knockoff ready to fill the market (and your mouth!) w... / Continue →

This is a video of competitive eater Jamie "The Bear" McDonald pounding all 11 items on Denny's Hobbit themed menu in twenty minutes. Impressive, but I could do have done it in eighteen. Plus another Grand Slam Breakfast. ...Jamie consumed about 156 ounces (9.75 pounds) of... / Continue →

This is a pirate treasure chest BBQ grill made by Etsy seller firesculptureart. You may even THINK it's a pirate chest, but it's not, it's just a grill that LOOKS like a treasure chest. *shaking finger* Tricky, tricky! One time I found a gold coin on the beach. "That was... / Continue →