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  • November 25, 2014
    What do you say -- sleep between my buns? Remember that pizza bedding set? Well now there's a cheeseburger version (available HERE for around $80). I'll tell you what: instead of big spoon/little spoon, I'll pretend to be a pickle and you pretend to be a jalapeno. Then we'l... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    Remember that conceptual pizza bedding set? Well now there's a real one you can buy. They come in twin, full and queen and cost $65 - $80. I have never been so angry that a bedding set doesn't come in king. And apparently this is what my life has come to: being upset about ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    Yep, just how I imagined it. Right down to the old lady in the baseball helmet. Ever wonder how your favorite fast food is made? Well if you want to keep enjoying it, it's probably best not to. This is a video from McDonald's revealing the McRib-making process, from raw mea... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    Note: Turn on the closed-captioning if you don't speak Dutch. This is a video of Dutch organic food purveyors ("experts" is the video maker's word, not mine) being tricked into trying a McDonald's Big Mac and McNuggets after being told they're actually new unnamed organic burg... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A Chinese chef was killed after a cobra bit his hand some twenty minutes after severing its head. The chef was preparing snake soup (a delicacy) and was bitten when he went to throw the snake's head away in the trash. Me? I would demanded a lowly busboy do it. 'By the time ... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    ZORAK?! This is a video of a semi-transparent glass mantis gnawing on a blue bottle fly. You can see the pieces of the fly traveling through the mantis's body as it's digested. Eventually, those pieces will become doodoo. And that dookie will fertilize the earth, eventually... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is a video of a McDonald's cheeseburger (no word on with or without onions) being dipped in hydrochloric acid. Hydrochloric acid is formed in the stomach and makes up about 0.5% of food-dissolving gastric acid. The other 99.5%? Tiny warriors with swords and axes choppin... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2014
    These are shots of some of the foot items available at the Pikachu Cafe in Japan. "Foot?" Obviously I meant food. The cafe will be open for a limited time (until August 31st) outside the Pokemon XY movie exhibit at Tokyo City View in Roppongi Hills. I want that burger and t... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    Hey kid, great job with the wood but I'm trying to drop a deuce over here. An ancient Neanderthal turd found in Spain has revealed that our ancestors ate not only meat like some scientists previously thought, but a mix of fruits, berries, nuts and tubers. Basically anything t... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2014
    Meet Happy, McDonald's new Happy Meal mascot. Happy is happy because he just devoured the souls of countless children hoping for a Pokemon toy with their meal. "You know what the new mascot needs? Googly eyes and giant dick-biting lips," I imagine some executive arguing at a... / Continue →