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  • February 18, 2014
    Note: Larger version HERE just in case you have one of those home phones with the giant number buttons made for grandparents. This is a flowchart made by the folks at Silver Oak Online Casino (who surprisingly don't just suggest you only play online poker) of how to pick the p... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2013
    Because it's Friday and the internet is drying up drier than the furball I found behind the couch when I was vacuuming (plus it was like, glued to the carpet and I had to loosen it with a bare toe -- thanks for that, Shitty Bill!), here's Gandalf's problem solving flowchart. S... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2011
    Note: Uncut and full-res version HERE. Link to INTERACTIVE chart at bottom of page. Can't decide which title on NPR's reader's choice top 100 sci-fi novels to pick up next? Any of them, JUST READ A F***ING BOOK. No lie, I remember one of my younger cousins used to have on h... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2011
    Note: This is only half the chart. Click HERE to see the whole thing because God forbid you a-holes take the moral high road. This is a flowchart of how to respond when you find yourself upset on the internet. Me? I'm an ignorer. But there are plenty of people who shoot st... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're convinced there's some fine-print that might save your ass (there isn't though is the thing). This is a handy-dandy flowchart to determine whether or not you're going to be raptured tomorrow. SPOILER: no. Well -- what was your offen... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2011
    Note: This is neither full-size nor the whole chart, use the Force your mouse to click HERE and see the whole thing. Ever wonder where you'd fit in in the Star Wars employment universe? SPOILER: Bantha fodder. Sorry, but we were all thinking it. Me? I'd probably be on th... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Give a hoot, don't pollute go blind, click HERE to see the entire giant-ass chart. There's nothing more beautiful than a strong, female character. Unfortunately, in this misogynistic world in which we live there aren't neaaaaarly enough. Now I know what you ladies are thinki... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    Note: Full-res version of the chart available HERE. I don't really care if you friend your parents on Facebook or not but you should join the GEEKOLOGIE FAN PAGE to receive up to the minute details on my drinking. That said, you should never friend your parents on Facebook un... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2010
    Note: You're not gonna have much fun playing it at this size, click HERE to see the thing in full-res and start making decisions! This is a flowchart you can use to "play" every computer RPG all smushed into one. I tried it a couple times but kept getting stuck in the "ente... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    Note: I shrunk the image with a new shrink-ray I've been working on to keep my penis in check, click HERE to see the thing in its native resolution. This is a flowchart created by graphic designer Karen Kavett that's supposed to direct you to the Youtube channel that best fits... / Continue →