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  • March 31, 2011
    J&D's, the same company that brought us bacon mayonnaise, bacon lip balm, bacon envelopes and bacon popcorn, is back at it, this time with huffable bacon-flavored oxygen. But, before I go any further, TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY -- don't let anybody fool you. So on that note... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I've had some of Jones Soda's limited edition Thanksgiving brews (Turkey & Gravy, Green Been Casserole) before, and they pretty much made me want to die. But who knows, maybe the bacon and pizza will be different. Except you and I both know they won't and their only purpose i... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2009
    Listen, I will never get tired of cats that literally OM NOM when they eat, okay? I'm sorry, i just can't help it. Like being neck-breakingly handsome or able to sleep in any position at work. I don't remember how we decided to give her sour cream in first place, but it made... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Because soon everything will be available pork-flavored, J&D's is selling bacon-flavored popcorn. I assume it's just regular popcorn with their bacon-salt added to the bag, but what do I know? Besides everything because God and I are like this *crossing fingers to show extreme... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2009
    I think we all knew this day would come: Envelopes with bacon-flavored adhesive. Geez, these are almost as clever as my invention: nipple flavored envelopes. Which, I think you and I both know is the closest your tongue will ever come. J&D's, the makers of Bacon Salt and Bac... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2009
    Seeing how every flavor of rolling paper already seems to exist (I've heard -- I don't know anything about these things in case my mom is reading), it was only a matter of time bong rips before somebody put two and two together and then got the munchies and forgot what they wer... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2009
    You may recall a couple years ago when Mountain Dew came out with a special edition Halo-themed soda called Game Fuel. You may also recall It tasting like shit and the Geekologie Writer suing because it made his penis shrink (it was visible before, I swear). Well now they're ... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2009
    Want to pound some turdy looking power pellets? Then buy this $12 set of Pac-man candy and rot your teeth out! Then go to the dentist to get them fixed. But don't forget to bring a hidden camera in case he tries to grope you while you're out. Our fave classic video game now... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2009
    Now why on earth would you make Gummi Bacon strawberry flavored? That's like growing bacon-flavored strawberries. Which....holy shit, my genius amazes even me sometimes. I want our top men on this right away. Gummy Bacon ($5 for a pack of four) is a great way to scare folks... / Continue →