This is a shot of some dude's USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D knuckle tattoos. For those of you who can't see and are listening to this via text-to-speech program, the ship was executed in a style that can only be described as 'kinda prison tatt-y'. Hit the jump for four more BON... / Continue →

This is a collection of jewelry designed by artist Jennifer Crupi that forces the wearer to make a particular gesture. You know, just in case you want to always be pointing but don't have the willpower to do it on your own. There's a bunch of different versions after the jump... / Continue →

I happen to know finger vibrators have existed for awhile because I remember going to buy vitamins at Target (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) and seeing that Trojan was even selling one. That one wasn't nearly powerful enough for my needs though so I wound up giving it... / Continue →

Decent being a relative term of course. This is one of the three fingers cut from Galileo's hand in 1737 when his body was being moved to its final resting place after spending almost a hundred years at a temporary memorial (he died in 1642). Wow, who the hell cuts the fingers... / Continue →

Because who wouldn't want to look like this crazy couple (I don't even think the girl has a phone and brobro looks like he's in the middle of calling an ambulance for the dead squirrel he can't stop staring at), Hi-Fun is going to start selling these Hi-Call $65 Bluetooth enabl... / Continue →

To celebrate the release of the World of Warcraft expansion tomorrow, licensed cosmetologist Algae Veronica painted herself these Mists of Pandaria themed fingernails, complete with plastic jewels on the thumb. I guess everybody celebrates video game releases in their own sepa... / Continue →

One does not simply walk into the nail salon. "GW? That was terrible." I know, I know, I'm gonna tie a steak to my leg and run through the pound. This is a series of geeky nail art by cuticle lover/DeviantARTist KayleighOC. Most of them are entirely impractical if you ever... / Continue →

Daniel is a cat. A cat with a human name. A cat with a human name THAT WAS BORN WITH 26 TOES. Normal cats only have 18 (eight up front), but Daniel the human-named cat, well, he's got two extra on each foot. You lucky dog! "He's a cat." You're an @$$hole. Normal cats hav... / Continue →

2012 Thumb-Wresting World Champion -- I'm calling it. This is James Byrne. PSYCHE -- it's just his hands. James lost his left thumb in a carpentry accident, and, after a botched attempt to reattach it, had it replaced with a big toe and NOT a lucky rabbit's foot despite that... / Continue →

But I wasn't! Multi-Touchâ„¢ For the second time, Apple was denied a trademark for the term 'multi-touch' by the US Patent and Trademark Office after the Appeal Board upheld the original rejection. God, move on bro -- she doesn't want you! For trademarks, "the greater the d... / Continue →