Remember planking? I hope now you can look back and realize just how stupid that was. I'll give you a minute to delete all the pictures off your Facebook profile. Done? Now accept my friendship request already. This is a series of shots of Japanese schoolgirls recreating D... / Continue →

Really? Because I could have sworn all my professors were teaching droning. Get it?! Because they just rambled on monotonously all the time! "Well obviously they weren't teaching comedy." GOOD ONE. How's that dickbaggery major working out for you? The pilotless aircra... / Continue →

Because it's Friday, and this is the internet, here's a video of MMA fighter Anthony Pettis roundhouse kicking some raw eggs in slow motion. You tell those eggs, Anthony! "Tell them what?" That the chicken came first, silly! Hit the jump for the video AND IMAGINE THOSE ARE... / Continue →

This is a video of a red wasp and some sort of spider GOING AT IT in a battle to the death. Who wins? Definitely not anybody who watches the video, I can tell you that. The wasp -- the wasp wins. It runs circles around the spider stabbing it in the head until it is DEAD. B... / Continue →

This is a terrible, butt-ass quality video of two kids duking it out in taekwondo set to the Mortal Kombat movie theme. It...will probably be the best thing you see all day. Plus Sub Zero there in the blue keeps throwing this reverse kick at Scorpion that will blow your f***i... / Continue →

These are a bunch of pillow fight pillows with images of weapons silkscreened on them. They remind me of the time in college I managed to weasel my way into a sorority house pillow fight. Okay so that never happened, but I did dream about it once. One girl filled her pillowc... / Continue →

Cats: they're supposed to stand on all four feet. Granted sometimes they'll sit on three with a back one in the air and lick their genitals in front of company, but that's because they're terrible hosts. Dammit Archimedes -- at least set out the hors d' oeuvres first! Recent... / Continue →

Screencaps: I'm good at them. Here's another video of cosplay characters fighting with added special effects by Yung Lee, the same guy that brought us this one. Apparently all the scenes were made up on the spot (no rehearsals) minus the ones with Zero-Suit Samus and Sheik (Z... / Continue →

Niko Alm is an Austrian 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' member who's spent the last three years battling his government for the right to wear a "religious" spaghetti strainer on his head in his driver's license photo. Why you'd do that I have no clue, but now I want o... / Continue →

This is a Pokemon cake and 151 original character figurines made for someone's special day. And by special day I mean marriage, just so we're not confused (in my mind you were thinking high school graduation). People were literally FIGHTING over getting their favorite pokemon... / Continue →