Remember that Totoro skin-tight fetish suit? Well it turns out there's a ton more where that came from. The company Milanoo sells a bunch of different characters (and even more straight up weird ones) and I just spent fifteen minutes looking through them all and each page see... / Continue →

In the words and little-old-lady inflection of my favorite substitute teacher, Ms. Gitland, "different strokes for different folks, whatever floats your boat." That was the moral of the story she told about how her daughter lives in Bumf***, New Mexico and grows a bunch of wee... / Continue →

This short dino ballet animation is arguably the most erotic thing I've seen since that time I watched myself lick an actual fossilized t-rex bone in the mirror (I ran my tongue up and down all slow and seductively while winking at myself). Speaking of which, where is that bon... / Continue →

Now I know what you're thinking, "What in the hell about this picture warrants a post on Geekologie?" And the answer to that, my friend, is everything. DON'T QUESTION ME! Look -- a cell phone! BOOM, relevance. Oh, and I think we can all agree: that's one lucky girl. Pictu... / Continue →

Uninhibited by the oppressive app policing of Apple (even though shit like this gets past), an adults-only application store for the Droid has popped up. HELLO MiKandi! Get it? My Candy. Jesus, do I have to walk to you to the schoolbus too? MiKandi is a white label app s... / Continue →

For those of you who don't know, Yaddle is a female Jedi of Yoda's species (whatever the hell those green freaks are). And what you're about to see, if you're brave enough to hit the jump, is a homemade lovemaking aid featuring a picture of Yaddle and a green Fleshlight. And ... / Continue →

Guys, I know I said I'd have the haiku graded by last night, but I still have 200 to go. Then, I have to choose 4 out of the top 100 I've pulled aside. I WILL DO IT TONIGHT, I PRETTY PRETTY PROMISE. That said, some jackass is speeding around Phoenix, AZ wearing a monkey mask... / Continue →

Before I go any further, you need to cut those toenails. That ring toe looks like it could cut glass and the middle one reminds me of a little fleshy grape. Great, now I want to eat it. I SAID, "PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!" So yeah, Mario and Luigi tattoos on the bottom of some guy'... / Continue →

Pfft, that ain't no fail. That, my friends, is a win. A big 'ol Geekologie Writer win. Now who wants to drive me to the toy store? Packaging Fail [failblog] Thanks to junkyard dog, who knows quality children's toys when he sees them.... / Continue →

Typically, you don't want bags of crap hanging around for too long. But not Daniel Bennett -- he loves that shit! Now he's furious that Leeds University custodians threw away part of his doctoral work -- a 77lb bag of Butaan Lizard dung it took him 7 years to collect. "Wheth... / Continue →