Because you're the kind of person who demands attention but doesn't have the charisma or charm to do it without a prop (I wear a propeller beanie), Etsy seller ElectricStyles is selling these $30 electroluminescent neck ties and $60 bras so people will notice you. Do they have... / Continue →

This is Dita Von Teese modeling the first fully 3-D printed dress. I had to ask my mom who Dita Von Teese was and she told me she's a dancer but if she caught me Googling pictures of her she'd take away my internet. Which is why you're going to do it for me and email me the p... / Continue →

This is a transforming dress designed by Hussein Chalayan, who has been developing transforming women's fashion since at least this other one I posted back in 2007, except that one transformed INTO A NAKED LADY, making it infinitely better. It's supposed to be fashion FORWARD... / Continue →

Because every girl deserves a pair of unicorn boots in her closet, Etsy seller Oonacat will customize you a pair. The boots (starting at $440) are made-to-order, so you can even suggest your own embellishments. I want mine to leave a rainbow pattern in the dirt! More of a dr... / Continue →

Note: Video might be NSFW because I think I saw a blurry nip on my third go-through. The Intimacy 2.0 Dress from Daan Roosegaarde turns transparent when the wearer's heartbeat increases. So technically not just when you're aroused, but also when you're running to catch the bu... / Continue →

This is a video of a woman in her underwear with tape on her boobies so you can't see her nipples trying on different women's fashion pieces each made from a single piece of cut rectangular fabric. A couple of them actually look pretty good. Okay, one of them looks good. "Th... / Continue →

Women's fashion: it's weird and I don't understand it. There may have been a point in my life when I feel like I WANTED to understand it, but that was back when I was a kid and still trying on my mom's dresses and heels. The late high school/early college years. These are a ... / Continue →

This is cosplayer Sasha Trabane sporting a TARDIS dress with the TARDIS interior cleverly painted by Andy Coyle in between the pleats. Is that the correct terminology -- pleats? Despite what I may have lead you to believe in the past, I'm not actually an expert on women's fas... / Continue →

Excuse me miss, I think you forgot something. "Yes?" A scrunchie! Wrangler, a brand best known for conjuring up images of tight-assed cowboys whenever you think of them, is releasing the world's first line of moisturizing jeans for ladies. Hey -- I like my legs to feel soft... / Continue →

This is the Robotic Spider Dress, a collaboration piece between designer Anouk Wipprecht (of self-coloring dress fame) and programmer Daniel Schatzmayr. It moves its legs around whenever it senses nearby movement. That's creepy. I can't say I'd recommend any of you ladies we... / Continue →